Andy

Congrats to him, takes some doing. I have updated his profile with some light praise.

Harper - 5 N'Zogbia - 4 Cacapa - 5 Taylor - 5 Geremi - 4 Gutierrez - 7 Guthrie - 5 Butt - 5 Milner - 4 Ameobi - 4 Smith - 3 Duff - 6 Enrique - 5 Krul - 3 Didn't watch it btw. Just going off what I've read in the last two pages of this thread. /James

Yeah, we need Beye, Faye, Viduka and Barton at least. Would that be Barton who hasn't had a pre-season and is looking at a healthy ban and Mark "I can't play more than 2 games in a row" Viduka. Don't worry, Dave was just being pretentious.

Indeed. I actually e-mailed a friend of mine who works for the sun requesting that they remove the "of newcastle-online.com" from that sentence. Embarrassing stuff.

Usual level of cuntish journalism there from the sun.

Banned from the club for using text speak. That's what I like to see. Excellent job by their moderators.

That means he had that thing in his pants for 189 games without using it Sounds like Towelie Haha. I think that's my favourite post of the entire decade.

Sorted. Just a reminder to all; please don't posts any kind of fixture lists in here.

Xavi is better.

Good result for portugal, but they're not going to win the tournament unless they seriously sort their defense out.

Greece are the funniest team I've ever seen. It's like they're playing tongue-in-cheek football.

It's not making for much of a spectacle, like. It's hilarious though.

Loving the utter smugness of the greeks, playing like they've already won

Probably think they're a right pair of comedians.

To be fair, most of them have been here longer than you have

A personality would do the trick.

Or a life.

PS. Technically we've had over 1,354,585 posts, so this thread is WAY behind the times.

Nah, I'm the law. Dave just enforces me. Get it right.

Don't worry mate, it's just because Dave is above the law.

You've made that many already? I know you're on a lot, but fucking hell Dave...

A lot more than we expected. Can't remember the exact figure like.

I have a subconscious reaction to any semblance of a fixture list which screams DELETE DELETE DELETE Better safe than sorry anyway.

The truth is that I have no idea, so it's best to just not do it.

What's that supposed to mean?