Andy

French/Czech/Brazillian/Senegalese. Same thing mate. They're all overpaid mercenary cunts in Nicky's eyes.

How on earth could Martins be seen as our worst player this season? Sigh. deserves to be just for his performance against derby As opposed to the rest of the team who were just great? His performance was one of the worst ive ever seen from a player in a newcastle shirt and ive had a season ticket for 30 years. I think that might be a SLIGHT exaggeration mate. Unless you've only just regained the gift of sight after 29 years of blindness that is. That would be fair enough I suppose. I don't want to dis the visually disabled here or anything.

Has to be Barton or Smith for me like.

The last two lines of that post actually read quite brilliantly as a haiku.

Well said mate. Wasn't that well said lads?

mc

Thanks a lot mate.

Merry christmas you absolute wankers. Especially YOU parky.

Yeah, the fact that he hasn't noticed that before now is quite frankly Unbelievable! isn't it mate? I'll stop now.

Keep posting in caps, i'm sure he'll get the message in the end. I think that only works if you post it in bigger, bolder font iirc.

You could even say it's Unbelievable! I'm wasted on you lot.

Contrary to popular belief, you don't actually need an exclamation mark for every letter in the sentence.

2 thirds is it not? Or maybe you mean goals? I think he means touches of the football.

Developed technical ability?

Please stop typing words.

Barton has all the pace and guile of a deceased ox.

It's not all about money though mate.

Unbelievable!

You.

That's because he's been demoted from left back to the mental bloke who warns us about jinxing his mates. Oi I'm thinking along the lines of a male version of this: http://www.wylfwt.com/joomla/files/gilf/simpsons_CrazyCatLady.gif And I reckon you also carry around a diseased rabbit's foot for luck. And possibly the ear of a baby lamb and the fine hair cuttings of a random young lady. Don't say i told you so when it happens Okay, I won't. That's very modest of you.

Aye, the mince pies are on special offer for christmas iirc.

That's because he's been demoted from left back to the mental bloke who warns us about jinxing his mates. Oi I'm thinking along the lines of a male version of this: http://www.wylfwt.com/joomla/files/gilf/simpsons_CrazyCatLady.gif And I reckon you also carry around a diseased rabbit's foot for luck. And possibly the ear of a baby lamb and the fine hair cuttings of a random young lady.

I think I'm gonna go for a tight 2-1. Shots, that is, not goals.

That's because he's been demoted from left back to the mental bloke who warns us about jinxing his mates.