ElDiablo

He's speaking in sexual terms, the dirty boy.

You should get Dave to bring his video camera along and film everyone roasting some girls on the way back. Could be a regular feature.

:shepherd: Srsly tho, good idea, good luck with it.

Why meet in Dubai and not the usual chippies somewhere in North East England Exactly will be rubbish Love it.

With nothing in return.

Darren Bent

Weyyy, pleased as punch.

I'd take Zyrianov, looks a bit old though.

They'll equalise.

http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbc.co.uk%2Fsport1%2Fhi%2Ffootball%2Fteams%2Fn%2Fnewcastle_united%2Fdefault.stm Check out some of the new teams we have in the prem this year.

Pow pow pow. Anyone got a link to that gangster talk translator thing plz?

Worst commentator out there imo. I cannot stand him, every time he makes a point about a player he uses this patronising tone that makes him sound like a complete tosser. Whiny, whinging twat.

I've never seen Rio do stuff like that, on the other hand he's comfortable on the ball but that doesn't mean he's great at bringing it out of the defence, which some people seem to assume is the same thing.

Altintop Pavlyuchenko Rakitic

That looks sick

fyp.

Fuck off Motson.

Epic phayle!

Get in!

Lloyd Doyley there looks like a cross between a dog and a human with downs.

WHY?!?!?!?!? What attributes does he have that make you think he'll be any good in the middle?

They should do a cross bar challenge.