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Ryan Taylor having a nap. And we're already under pressure and looking weak.

Ryan Taylor is asleep.

hope they ued some vaseline, because we're gonna get f**ked big time.

The table doesn't lie. We either play a blinder from here or our destiny in the Coca Cola is a fait accompli.

Pure Disneyland stuff, this.

Institutional racism?

My art is wasted on you. Now I like you Gm, but I'm not having you claim a poor description of a man fingering Teasy's bottom as art. Oh, it's high concept, I admit. But it is art. By the way...I'm still an 8, but nudging rapidly towards a 9.

He's right though. They've got less to lose than us if they go down.

ya puff....goin home straight after the match Disgraceful waste of drinking opportunities there. She should be chinning you, tbh.

Have another think about what you just said there, with particular regards to the quality of football we've seen in the lower part of the Premiership recently...

So who reckons they could have Mourinho in a fight then?

I think I should probably put myself out of my misery.

My art is wasted on you.

His left thigh looks scarily thin. That's his cock man. Ah. Now that was funny. That's what I wish I'd said instead.

His left thigh looks scarily thin. Photoshopped, tbh.

They'll the same winnable games we've not won all season then? Not really, as we haven't played these ones yet. Exactly The fact is we have winnable games left, enough of them to keep us up, we'll just have to wait and see whether or not we take advantage of them. Unbelievable levels of denial going on here...I mean it's actually such deep denial that it's admirable. It's almost like going to a proctologist, letting him grease you up, you grimace in anticipation of the finger going in and 30 seconds later you're still convincing yourself that it really is just his finger he's sliding in and out of your ringpiece, somewhat rhythmically... Face it. We're completely fucked.

Next season: one playing at Arsenal, the other at West Ham.

Good lad. You know it makes sense. We all know that all this "fairweather fan is no fan at all" stuff that gets recited time and again is just a load of stuff and nonsense. If you can change brand allegiance with washing powder, why not with your football club too? Exactly. You wouldn't want horrible smelly clothes, so why should you support a football team that isn't in the top tier? Well, precisely. Beats me as to why anyone chooses to use anything but the number 1 leading brand of washing powder...or why they would ever choose to support anyone but the Premier League winners.

The Scousers would disagree... http://greatrednorth.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/justice.jpg

This!! Must be made captain next season. Unlikely, since he'll be playing for a Premiership side.

Good lad. You know it makes sense. We all know that all this "fairweather fan is no fan at all" stuff that gets recited time and again is just a load of stuff and nonsense. If you can change brand allegiance with washing powder, why not with your football club too?

I'm with Dave on this. It'll be too late by 5pm tomorrow.

I'll tell you what though...if we do get relegated, that'll be it for this fucking place. Dead. I hope the admin hold off on committing any further money on new servers, because we won't need it. You wait and see if I'm wrong. This place will be quieter than HTL's old board.

Couldn't agree more. We owe these upstarts an absolute mauling. Doubt we'll give it to them though. Don't worry mate, we'll win by 3 clear goals, Crumpy will start a thread entitled "papering over the cracks" and everyone will argue amongst each other and berate one another for not being able to just enjoy a victory. It's all mapped out.

Couldn't agree more. We owe these upstarts an absolute mauling. Doubt we'll give it to them though.