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You not got cramp yet?

Congratulations. Thanks, but it's not that great and I'll ask Chris Mort very soon if he has a job for me at the club. I can be a scout and go to Rotterdam to watch Kuyt. You'd be better off getting yourself along to Amsterdam to watch cunt, tbh.

Piss off! We only just got rid of the fat bastard.

I started this thread as a bit of a laugh, but it's backfired because actually this thread makes me feel really fucking old.

All the euphoria is stabilising a bit now - the initial shock is giving way to a stark realisation that, yes, Keegan really is back in Toon. And so the feel-good factor returns, and maybe - just maybe (!) - club shop and shirt sales rocket and the demand for match day and season tickets will doubtless match this trend... ...Yes, he's back folks. But where did all these additional new fans come from - have they been in hibernation ever since January 1997? Have they, like Rip van Winkle, just awoken from a deep decade-long slumber? Or are they just KBJs? And what sort of KBJs are they? What sort of KBJ are you? Be honest, now... :cheesy:

All bubbles burst, it is our knowledge of their short existence that makes them beautiful. I love you Parky, you daft hippy.

Oh great, another chance for the London media to mock the whole population of Newcastle as they descend on SJP like Muslims upon Mecca. Mere column fodder for the popular press.

How long before this latest bubble bursts though?

It'll be Mike's money doing the talking.

I reckon we'll be disappointed.

So, do people still feel Ashley and Mort have failed the first real test? :parky:

Owen's now gonna get his chance to prove himself, Keegan will be the springboard for a renaissance in Micky's form and fitness. Kevin will also turn water into wine, and will be feeding the 5000 with a couple of loaves and just a few fish. Oh yes. Bow down and worship.

Ah, be fair. They've grown up in very deprived circumstances, and in a really horrible corner of the land too.

And replace him with Peter Crouch.

Expires next week.

I got it. Just so you know there is still some activity going on in this shrivelled grey blob that I used to call a brain.

Oh dear oh dear oh dear! Naughty Mr Belozoglu!

Yup.

Oh bloody hell The commentators are catching the delirium too Bring it on! Here we go on another rollercoaster ride on the way to hell.

Or, Stoke on top. Are they? I'm just getting non-stop pro-Keegan delirium here from the commentators. Nowt about how well Stoke are doing really...

Playing with a swagger, apparently - like Brazil. Fuck I wish I could WATCH this game! >

We're still not getting past Arsenal in the next round.

Keegan out? Owen out. Sack him. His useless.

Shame you overlooked the fact that, since she went away, she went and got the bad AIDS.