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Should have kicked him in the nads anarl like.

OK, OK, I guess I deserve this! I got them muddled in my head.

That's also true. Actually, it's wrong. Nothing to with Rio's cousin.

Its his brother i think mate. Oops. [/seniledementia]

And of course, John Terry being a racist twat towards Rio's cousin has absolutely fuck all with Rio not being selected. [/selectivemyopia]

Got it for free on GetJar. But thanks.

No he's not. http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01074/00butcher_1074784a.jpg Legend. And yes, I know posting an image will annoy Interpolic.

I'm quite sure Dave will agree with this.

I seem to recall many people having pretty similar views about Alan Pardew's appointment here, i.e. he wasn't up to it... Who knows what Rodgers or Lambert well be able to achieve. FWIW I think Lambert has something of SAF about him...

Disgraceful that Rangers owe nearly £55million to unsecured creditors and they'll get just 9pence in the pound recompense. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18236955

ITV in Scotland are just showing Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? What a bunch of fuckers. Thank fuck I've got Sky otherwise I'd not be able to watch.

Utter cunts. I'm proper cut up about this like. I may have to end it all.

Been linked with Given today. So's QPR. Sparky allegedly keen on reviving his love tryst with Shay.

£2million seems like good business.

Not that you'd have known that from either BBC or Sky's News coverage. All they cared about was giving endless LIVE coverage to the "nearly lost" Chelsea boys.

Appreciate him more since I learnt a bit about his charity work in Cote d'Ivoire, which marks him out as a person from so many of his peers: The Sun So, yes, he cheats on the pitch - so too do a lot of players (including a lot of our own players, ffs). So when you take the blinkers off, and see him for the contribution he's made over the years to his club and the charity work he's done, he's not so bad. We've had worse and far scummier players on our own books in the same time period as he's been at Chelsea, tbh.

Here's an idea...entry to the Champions League should be the restricted to the best two clubs in each UEFA country - defined in terms of league or domestic cup win. Another 4 or 5 teams from each league should go into a different knock-out tournament. You could call it the UEFA Cup.

Did you see John Terry at the end of the Champions League Final? He hasn't got his kit on that quickly since Wayne Bridge arrived home early from training one day.

Why? Why? Why?

He doesn't mean it when he says goodnight. He'll be back, because the rage will bring him back to his keyboard when he can't settle.

Nothing about assaulting a ball boy there yet...

Unless they're scouse one's No defence.

Limit the number of times any of our players abuse ball boys to precisely ZERO.