Anyone would think that football was a game populated by whores, pimps and their johns.
Would be disappointed to see him go, but there's no smoke without fire.
Aye, reports circulating up here that Ally McCoist is to quit Rangers today.
Apparently, Harry Redknapp is going to take over and show them how tax evasion is done properly!
What's wrong with that?
Do you not find it nauseating that players earn £100,000+ a week?
Doesn't sit easy with me.
And there I was thinking maybe the bubble was about to burst...
Did anyone else just hear some fans outside the ITV studio singing "Keano - he wanks his dog - Keano"?
Sure as hell that I did hear exactly that you know.