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No he doesn't. He's always taking the piss.

Hopefully it will be over by end of the month.

If he is, it must be white chocolate?

Lovenshit.

Hopefully that will be Jonas out for a few months...

Shite.

I've phoned the RSPCA. They'll soon put your cat out of its misery.

Shite goal.

Poor attitude from the players so far. Just not giving enough. Get in to it, lads.

Harper is just the best English goalkeeper there is. End of.

Hero.

Good to see him back between the sticks...

We'll get humped.

Great wee player. Very quick, nimble, good passer. We can but dream...

Thought you'd forgot to pay the server bill, Dave. When are you popping round next with the server donations bucket, anyway?

xma's*

Interesting to see now that the Joey Barton story of an asking price of £1.5m on SkySports has been removed and is nowhere to be seen.

What you talkin bout wullie! Been thinking that for a while too.

If I ever see Shola break into a sprint I'll turn my spunk into a yoghurt and drink it like it's a really fucking nice yoghurt. You probably do that anyway.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,73160.msg2678689.html#msg2678689 Harsh.

Don't waste good money on champagne, go with prosecco instead. No brainer, it's cheaper and tastes nicer...

Glad he does, because someone has to believe in him... :laugh:

Someone Tweet him a link OK then. I'll send him a link to the Jose thread. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,55154.msg1442077.html#msg1442077 That thread should be deleted You'd fit in well in communist China.

Someone Tweet him a link OK then. I'll send him a link to the Jose thread. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,55154.msg1442077.html#msg1442077