Crumpy Gunt

I heard he hung himself with a bungee rope and he died of multiple skull fractures. It's true I'm telling ya.

You get the feeling he hasn't got long.

The cunt should pay with his life the Tory bastard. And his son...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sWOpRrn9vdU Tragically sad. His days are numbered.

Tight fuckers. The Clubs going tits up big style and all you want to do is take your money out. Call yourselves supporters?

Sheff U about to get £30m richer according to news item on Talksport. Reason for West Ham firesale of late. I bet they wish they were still in the Premiership. Hope it goes further if the story is true.

www.readytogo.net Perfect for the likeminded.

Can honestly say I can't stand the fella but, as Hull proved we are there for the taking by even by the shittest of the shit at the moment. The fact we're in limbo concerning any permanent management appointment perhaps O'Leary might not be a bad choice to come in until we're either sold or until the end of the season. I have zero faith in the present set-up. We have relegation written all over us to be fair.

Those two bolded parts look mutually exclusive to me. I can't imagine the club being delighted at the prospect of people spending money on alternative merchandise. And who creams the profit?

It's my understanding that he owns it 100% and can do whatever the fuck he wants to do with it. It's just a pity he has nads the size of peanuts.

I think the complete and utter morons who demonstrated yesterday where there to get themselves on SKY Sports News and not there for the good of NUFC. Some (probably most) was an utter embarrassment to the people of the region who will now be tarred by the same brush as these imbeciles. The average IQ of protester must be numerically lower than the fingers on a lepers wanking hand. I genuinely hope they fuck off and die.

Find SJP first and we can work on it.

When this kicked off. http://www.bbc.co.uk/crimewatch/cases/2008/09/cctv_dukeofyorkgbh/index.shtml

You're in with the paupers mate. Wait til I'm a millionaire and I wont forget those who helped me up there!

Got to be better than £35 on the coach. Not to mention the 6 hrs you'll save in travel time. Reserved seating anarl. All that comfort for an extra tenner.

Statement in respect of further comments from Newcastle United F.C. The directors of Newcastle United Football Club have late this evening issued a statement. The League Managers Association and Kevin Keegan made the following response. Richard Bevan, LMA chief executive, said: “Kevin Keegan’s chief complaint, amongst others, is that it was always agreed that the director of football could not impose a player that the manager did not want. This agreement has been broken and, notwithstanding the fact that the chairman at the time of Kevin Keegan’s appointment, the director of football and the owner of Newcastle United, have confirmed previously in public meetings and publications, that he would always have the final say.” Kevin Keegan said: “At the time at which I joined Newcastle United Football Club it was made very clear to me that I would have the final say on player movement in and out of the club.” The following quotes are reproduced from published articles: In the Evening Chronicle (Newcastle) on 1st February this year, Newcastle United’s executive director of football, Dennis Wise, said: “I am here to help Kevin as much as possible with bringing young players through and also recommending certain players to him. He will say yes or no. He has the final word. No-one else. I am not going to do things like bring players in behind his back. I am not into that. Everything that happens will be run past him and he will say yes or no.” In an interview that appears in the September edition of the official Newcastle United magazine Mike Ashley said: "If the deal is right - and that means the right player who Kevin wants - then we will do that deal. Kevin himself is very particular about who he wants. To use his words, they have to have the right heart for Newcastle. That is massively important for him. If they don't then he's not interested." For further information please contact: Richard Bevan, LMA Chief Executive, 07860 474 767

Collymore on Talksport the other night was none too happy to hear off a listener that he featured in the book. Said he'd meet Carragher down the training pitch any time he wanted. Not a happy bunny. Carragher could have £100m in the bank and he'd always be Grade A scum.

Charlie Kray. The twins elder brother was introduced to me at a party in Hackney and we got on like a house on fire. Charlie was always the perfect host and always had a smile on his face and a drink in his hand. We worked together on merchandise for the twins and arranging a lot of the Kray parties. I was a character witness for Charlie at his drugs trial and subsequently a regular visitor to him in prison until he passed away in 2000.

Ha ha. http://www.thegeordieconnection.com/ And he has the gall to call ANYONE an embarrassment.

Companions Club to Strawberry? That way I can have a pint at both ends.

Should bring some light relief to a depressing Thursday. I'm going for massive fine with a minimal ban. (mainly due to the fact it was ages ago and at a different Club)

I'm going upnow to kick them all to death.

So you think SSN will be packing up their gear and going home tonight do you? Over the next week there'll be ample opportunities for the low intelligence mafia to give us all a cringeworthy time of it.

http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10278~1384983,00.html

The Club can quite easily heap ridicule upon itself without you all gathering outside Shearers Bar acting like total twats. THE KING IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE KING.