Crumpy Gunt

Both complaints I'm hearing about. Valid tickets being refused entry. 5 of my 17 were denied access at the turnstiles. Told to go to box office and sort it where their where massive queues. Loads being turned away / lifted for being slightly inebriated. One of ours knicked post match.

Although this thread is meant to be a bit jokey you could search back to last season this time when I warned if performances wer going to be like the first half at Bolton then all would be fine. But, if they were like the second half...... Very impressed by today by the way.

We're 2 points worse off than this time last season.

Ordered 17 tickets in total for Manc game. 7 on 11th - arrived 12th. Ordered 7 on 4th Aug. They posted them out to three different addresses. Right hassle yesterday trying to locate them. Ordered 2 on 29 July off my own season tickets, they still haven't arrived. Phoned box office just now to be told that duplicates can be made out and collected from Manchester tomorrow. I said I've made alternate arrangements since my tickets didn't arrive and I'd prefer that I was refunded my money. NUFC point blank refuse to refund 'as we need to pay Man U for them' So how's that my problem? They've had since the 29th to sort the tickets and have left it til 3 days before the game. Twats. And the other was sent off my Away Season Ticket for those counting.

Frank "Mr Chelsea II" Lampard gets his 5 year £150k pw pay rise and will say "I never wanted to leave here" and funnily he'll say it with a complete straight face such are his skills at being a grade A cunt.

I think technically, to put it in terms that are simple enough to understand, you're fucked. Big style.

Anyone wants a free ticket and can get down to North Shields to collect then PM.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/newcastle/article4446654.ece

I've had 7 season tickets for years, same lads been using them for years, 3 have packed in 3 have renewed and I renewed the other with the intention of shifting it match by match. (for my young 'un really when he's old enough.) A pity really because they were all a good 75+ on the away points list.

Funny watching Steve Wraith take the high and mighty view on any TV channel that would show his ugly mug. Now Steve WAS one of the Krays 'hangers on' yet feels he can represent NUFC supporters on how unsavoury Joey Barton is. Two faced ... Google 'geordie connection' - the site is a blinder. Read about how successful he was as a caracter witness in Charlie Krays drug trial.

Wise I'd guess

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/slidecenter/2707_bouma/images/bouma009.jpg just the link in case anyone takes offence.

Diouff. http://www.bolton.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=117084 noy sure how reliable the site is

Didn't he sign for Ralph Lauren? Or was that news snide?

I think this thread needs locked.

Makes a mockery of his excuse to leave Tyneside for London.

L A Galaxy

Our most consistant run of last season came when he was out injured. Give him fuck all extra.

Couldn't shift Dabizas and O'Brien. Was probably offered his true worth.

I can get you a seat in Gallowgate Upper if you want to erm. jump the queue. pm if interested.

Luque is right - he should never have moved here.

Bentley - and I think it would guarantee an ST sell out.

I was lying in bed having a wank when my old man shouted up the stairs "SHEARERS SIGNED FOR THE TOON" Needless to say I then emulsioned the ceiling which saved me doing it days later with the roller.

We seem to have it sussed - just need to up the quality of player now.

Obviously the credit crunch on top of the fact he sells shite have taken their toll. The press will have sold off within 48hrs.