Crumpy Gunt

When the pretentious arseholes have conversations behind a hand over their mouth. Cunts.

Only thing I would say, is away fans lower down would probably improve the piss poor atmosphere Should put all the supporters who truly believe the sun shines out of Rafas arse up on level 7 ; if only to save their eyesight.

They were atrocious on Saturday. No surprise really.

Can see Bellamy getting his Monday night slot.

Knew he had his Sun front page right there - ££££ Carragher - fucking idiot.

Southampton were f***ing woeful. At least Rafa might have learnt about s*** substitutions. Good result - we beat what was in front of us. Roll on the next home game. Looks like you didn't take even one ounce of joy from yesterday's game, a bit like the old cunt near me who spends the entire 90 minutes shaking his head. Seriously, why do you even bother? He's a cunt, it's kind of in his name. Ignore him. oh dear.

20 years?

Southampton were fucking woeful. At least Rafa might have learnt about shit substitutions. Good result - we beat what was in front of us. Roll on the next home game.

Titter ye not.... You'll find I'm 100% correct.

Let me calm people's expectations. He IS shit.

Wow. This isn't must win?

Lose this and were gone.

Rafa out.

North Shields are doing fine. 3rd top? Our 'neighbours' are Whitley Bay for what its worth. But, it's nice to know you pay attention.

you're a f***ing thick c*** like. Go on, gimme a ban. In the words of the Limmy caller "well worth it mate, he's s****". He's entitled to his opinion man, no need to call anybody a "thick c***". Be nice man But it's not his opinion, he does it for bites. That is my opinion. We were f***ing garbage. How would you describe it? Ok I’ll have a go. We were totally outplayed by a team who have at least one player who cost more than our entire eleven. Let’s go with one of their non attacking options for a start - Virgil van Dijk. That transfer fee of more than £70 million would probably take us out before you even look at Salah, Firmino and Sane who collectively cost more than £100 million...What do you expect Rafa to do? We are trying to stay up and not getting humped by 4 or 5 goals against sides like this could be important. Goal difference will probably give us an edge. No one likes it but it is reality. No one queued up to tell me how much Pogba and Lukaku cost the other week.

you're a f***ing thick c*** like. Go on, gimme a ban. In the words of the Limmy caller "well worth it mate, he's s****". He's entitled to his opinion man, no need to call anybody a "thick c***". Be nice man But it's not his opinion, he does it for bites. That is my opinion. We were fucking garbage. How would you describe it?

Aye, sang about stealing stereos as well. Embarrassing. It makes even less sense when you consider the north east has the highest unemployment rate in the country. That's why I was hoping it wasn't sang. I remember hearing "feed the scousers" at the Everton game whilst we we literally have a foodbank outside the Gallowgate. Sheer laughable ignorance. The NUFC 'song book' has been terrible for years.

you're a fucking thick cunt like. Go on, gimme a ban. In the words of the Limmy caller "well worth it mate, he's shite". Tut, tut.

How utterly shite was that?

A69/M6 probably.

Ha ha they're mental them lot! This one is easily leading the current bitter stakes table! Reiver, Today at 9:11 AM #167 After this weekend Newcastle will, most likely, be back in deep relegation trouble. They have Ashley's signing, Slimani, out again so will have to go to Anfield with the 3 stooges. When you're playing in the PL and Gayle is your top striker you know you're just making up the numbers. Shelvey injured his knees at Bournemouth by continually resting his hands on them. He'll definitely miss the Liverpool game and possibly the next few. I suspect the Mags will have enough to keep them occupied by the end of the season. Riever is a typical 'hardman wannabee' mong.

5 lessons please! Can you afford?

Get 0-2 up then take off our 2 goal striker and offensive wide men. That'll teach them.

Aubameyang couldn't beat kompany in a 15 yard sprint.

It is when you're in a relegation dogfight 2-0 up away from home with ten minutes to go looking comfortable - then the substitutions. Madness.