Crumpy Gunt

We saw how one dimensional Shelvey had made us. Much better and more fluent without him.

Lucky.

Idiot.

Like big fucking babies. He called Ashley a 'GOOD GUY' after getting a whacking pay rise and extension that guaratee's security for him and likely his kids for as long as they are alive.

Not by his comments on Facebook pal - absolutely bizarre! Has probably told them he's moving at the end of the season. Chance to get a bit £ while he's contracted. One of his comments on FB; "Shame the club can’t see that sometimes work is important in people’s lives." At that level the football will always be behind work, family occasions, holidays etc.

If I was a footballer of limited ability and I'd just got a 6 year contract I'd be asking Ashley if he wanted to Shag the Mrs and her sister.

Not by his comments on Facebook pal - absolutely bizarre! Has probably told them he's moving at the end of the season. Chance to get a bit £ while he's contracted.

He must be mad.

I've stated before that our only real chance of getting rid I'd relegation without promotion.

30 mins after the match apparently. BT SPORT where doing the aftermatch and focused on it taking off.

What do you expect from that pack of cunts? that paper is absolute fucking poison. There reporter likely watched him board the helicopter.

No one's surviving this. Pics on SSN showing it well ablaze. Can only hope those on board were killed on impact.

Fucking abysmal. Point is a point though. Let's get more than safc 11 points.

I might.

If any season ticket holders are boycotting let me know and I'll buy you seats off you. Might take my son.

It's also how you end up in a position where £10m is spent on someone like Murphy and rather than it being viewed as a pittance for a young, British player, it's viewed as a waste of a lot of money and we're in a position where some of our fans are thinking like Ashley, completely divorced from the reality of modern day football spending. If he ever played Murphy I would feel differently. This was someone he wanted. Who was our most expensive signing that summer. This isn’t about agreeing with Mike Ashley. Don’t be so fucking stupid. This is about taking the rose tinted glasses off for a moment and actually seeing that Rafa has done a decent job but not amazing, certainly not in the transfer market with what he’s had to spend. The state of the team this year is on him. The same bunch played far better last year. One of the most clueless series of posts I've ever seen on here, fair play. Aye. The players busted their arses last season and probably expected the squad to be improved so they together as a squad could push on. Also they all love Rafa who hasnt been given a new contract. Why bust their arse again when Rafa is currently leaving at the end of the season? The motivation the players had last year doesnt exist this time round. "all love Rafa"? You believe that?

True Faith are a worthless bunch of self serving wankers. Unlike you to be so full of praise. Have you read it? It was utter shit long before it went digital.

Does it ever work if a manager gets into his final year?

This 100% As I said at the end of last season - give the bloke £70m out of the £123m from the TV money and let him use the money from players he sells (forget this nonsense of how much we get a season for them) - Rafa buys his plays, signs and new contract - everyone is happy - club is moving forward, but no, Mike knows better Maybe Rafas contract is the problem?

True Faith are a worthless bunch of self serving wankers.

I winder who wrote that? Someone who thrives on being controversial and hates anyone associated with true faith, perhaps? True Faith is utter wank.

Bet you spunked all over your cornflakes reading that. Ha ha. Not quite.

Not much in there that isn't close to hitting the nail on the head. What would you suggest was 'horseshit'? 10 games / no wins. Is it unreasonable to question Rafa? Pardew etc got fucking pelters for such runs. And the boo's at yesterdays substitution?

Not mine unfortunately. Thought it a good read though.

From a blog I've just read. Ah Newcastle United; what act has the tragicomic pantomime reached in this international break? Well, on the pitch events continue to demonstrate that Benitez is the Noel Gallagher of football management; washed-up, hopeless, irrelevant and turning into an embarrassment. Indeed, his refusal to allow the likes of Freddy Woodman to go out on loan is more akin to something from Josef Ftizl’s parenting manual. A grand total of 1 point, courtesy of an unconvincing non-display at Selhurst Park where Palace spurned half a dozen gilt-edged chances, was harvested from the latest set of fixtures which included timid and predictable home losses to Arsenal and Leicester, where the ponderous sicknote Rondon (aka Slimani II) was hors de combat with some mysterious ailment that really ought to have precluded his signing in the first place, not to mention the five goal tragedy at Old Trafford. Sels, Lazaar, Games, Manquillo, Slimani and now Rondon; with that kind of record in the transfer market you can understand why Ashley keeps his friends close and his wallet closer. Having widely been predicted as being an unwatchable mess, Mourinho’s Evening of Rehabilitation turned into the game of the season so far, while Liverpool versus Man City stunk the place out. Newcastle enjoyed 70 minutes of untroubled dominance, but a 2-0 lead turned into a desperate late loss as Mourinho kept his job, which is almost as farcical a state of affairs as Benitez keeping his. At any normal club, things really ought to be hotting up for Benitez, as the newly slimline and frankly rather handsome Mike Ashley has been attending games of late to see El Rey de la Mierda de Toro’s tactical masterclass at first hand. Without question, Ashley has been a devastatingly malign influence on Newcastle United, but the dinosaur tactics, miserable demeanour, rank incompetence in the transfer market and utter inability to accept any responsibility for the dire situation the team is in must all count against Benitez. The owner saw the abject failure in front of goal against Palace and Leicester; no goals scored, and, in the case of the latter game, a defeat assured the moment the team sheet was submitted. Don’t forget the storm of booing that greeted Benitez’s decision to withdraw Matt Ritchie at that game and the vastly increased numbers of fans who are starting to question the way the manager is going about his job. Many more are starting to see the validity in the “If Rafa stays I go” anti bullshit standpoint.