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Still have to get out league 1 though. Is it deffo Quinn that's taking them back over?

And yet shortens his name to 'Jordy'. In the words of Alanis Morrisette 'Isn't it ironic, what a dick'.

Agreed.

He could with spending some of his cash on a bigger watch first.

Legend status: Unlocked.

. You couldn't make it up.

Aye but that would be our own fault. Really no need to give him too much game time. England duty is a different matter.

Agreed.

Fucking Pardew celebrating like he scored the second at Chelsea. Fucking welk.

I should imagine he'll go 5 at the back straight away like he did with Blackburn years ago, when we took Souness off them iirc.

This was denied by their local journos yesterday.

All is working fine for me - thanks for your efforts Dave .

Tend to agree with this. There is barely a mention of their utter shitness in the national press. We'd be headlines all season if we'd tumbled like they have.

I still think they'll stay up .

Got lucky again. Looks like they’ll have to shoot themselves cos Barnsley aren’t going to do it anytime soon.

Bournemouth an’all.

After a spit roast?

Is that Richard Wright part of the backroom staff at City?

Would love to be mathematically safe and then just sit back and watch this unfold as it's been the most interesting thing about the league this year.

Ederson's distribution is ridiculous. Rafa would fucking love him.

The fucking game is won, the league is won, just give Stoke the drop ball ffs.

Aye - rarely do results go this well for us.

When did Gordon Banks turn into Simon Weston? Looks like his face has melted ffs !

That was so poor from Butland on the second goal. Like he saw it was Silva and paid him too much respect instead of punching his head off.

No way Jokanovic leaves play off chasing, on fire, Fulham for Saints with 8 games left, surely? Aye that was my reaction. Wouldn't be worst of appointments, would rather him than Hughes if I was Saints fan. Bound to be offered better deal than what he's on at Fulham (even if they do go up), plus decent bonus if he keeps them up would be a draw. Yeah - you'd deffo take him if you were a Saints fan but he'd be mad to risk it imho.