Minhosa

Pretty much what I've felt all along. Jenas Mk 11. Ok at everything, outstanding at nothing.

My expectations are fairly low tbf but, all I want from them, is to have a good go and put themselves in a position from which they can build and improve for the next tournament. What gives me confidence about this squad is that I genuinely think they'll not go down without giving it a good go and also that they're not burdened by previous failures.

I still think we'll have a decent tournament. The pre-tournament friendlies, imho, have been far more encouraging than those of the last few competitions. It wasn't long ago we were watching long cross field balls to Peter Crouch in a tournament warm up. The options, the youth, the flexibility and the sensible management from Roy all give me great hope that we won't embarrass ourselves.

Hiding from US Immigration. Trying to fit in.

Some corner that.

Bunch of kickers. They need to chill the fuck out.

Should just bring on someone to crock one of their lot here then. Milner.

What impact would a red card here have on the WC?

These cunts are fucking ridiculous here. Roy should call'em in and fuck off on that private plane now (slot depending, of course).

He's likeable, English, well over 60 and a good manager. Is that what you mean? Aye - he just reminds me of Bobby in Mexico 86 so much.

Fucking moron.

Fuck you Everton.

Lallana's my bet. Strain Sweepstake? Strain Rooney for me. Leighton Straines?

Lallana's my bet. Strain Sweepstake?

I fucking love Roy. He's the closest thing we've got to a modern Bobby.

Him and Eileen have been getting wonky before the game.

Hoddle rapidly talking himself out of many a job here.

This is ace.

Only proper Europeans wear two straps.

I like him as a full back. Bit of coaching and he's more than good enough for us. His problem has been, on many occasions, the sheer lack of options ahead of him and the fact he's very obviously been told to restrict his attacking tendencies.

His strides are uglier than Pedro.

Jermaine Jenas mk2

If their odds have any less than 5 digits in, you're getting robbed.

Jack Colback is nowhere near the class of Anita btw. If Anita was in a good team, he'd absolutely shine. Colback would continue to float through games, ticking play over at best.

Are they still taking him?