Minhosa

From the little I've seen, I'd have preferred this guy over both Cabella and SDJ.

Young Javier looks like he's just arrived at Upton Park off the back of a 5 day bender surrounded by hookers and coke.

Bolds?

Pleased the horrible cunt has gone.

Can't wait til this cunt leaves.

Agree Has anyone seen the mackems squad especially their defence. That said we do need at least 2 strikers one who is capable of 10 plus goals a season As it stands, they'll finish above us. No they won't. think they will be fairly low down tbh. They've not really signed anyone decent, Wickham's goals will probably keep them up but they'll be down there They've got a proper manager though and, with the pre-season etc, will have a recognised system of play/approach. That organisation alone is light years ahead of the 'More left backs/hit it and hope' brigade Prdew puts out every week.

Agree Has anyone seen the mackems squad especially their defence. That said we do need at least 2 strikers one who is capable of 10 plus goals a season As it stands, they'll finish above us.

Agree. I think 8/1 for relegation looks a good bet right now.

Relentless efficiency.

Think of the books................they'll be overbalanced at this rate. GET THE FUCK IN!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!

Good for Mike Ashleys pocket but that dutch side is full of cunts. Rubbing off on Krul now too by the looks of it.

Dutch pens have been top drawer.

Hope Costa Rica win this. Cloggy cunts.

Another great pen.

Great pen.

Hope RVP misses.

But you're holding back a sub to do it. Worth it.

I can actually see the logic. If the keeper has a degree of intelligence, get him to concentrate on nothing other than pens from Costa Rica last time. Let the first choice concentrate on 90 mins only. I get it

See: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/2288542/Newcastles-unlikely-lad-Mike-Ashley-calls-shots.html

Really? I'd always thought that his father worked for a seafood firm and mother was a secretary?

Christ.

Meh.

No arguments here.

Why does that matter? It literally couldn't have less meaning at this point. Surely it matters quite a lot if our budget is very limited. It's not limited in the slightest. Its limited to whatever Ashley wants it to be, he decides to budget.. Well I don't think that is acceptable and neither should anyone. Our current transfer budget should be upwards of fifty million pounds. As I said, it doesn't matter in the slightest at this point. They're all cunts. Couldn't be less excited about a transfer window if I tried. When all is said and done, we're just a shell of a club flogging off and profiteering at every opportunity and not giving a fuck about the daft cunts turning up every week to fund it. Shameless.