Er...
I think you should be the one to tell him Dave.
I am f***ing Geordie, I know what the Heworth folk sound like and it's nothing like Waddle's spastic f***ing tones.
I got it. So you think Waddle is a bit like Sting in that he's just made up his own accent for whatever reason.
No, I think he's a special needs mackem sounding cunt.