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April 19 demanding Debenhams Senior Execs take lie detector tests. The fucking irony .

Takes a 30% stake in Debenhams as recently as 13 months ago. Costs £150m. Loses the lot within 12 months. Mike Ashley's a retail genius you know.

There’s a championship team that has an IT guy that is on a higher salary than Charnley :lol: Fucking hell man.

Getting Jamaal, Matt Ritchie etc etc to do his bidding.

Players starting the season without having their bonuses agreed.

Getting Charnley to do his dirty work on the lowest salary for his role in the league :lol: .

All the Steve's.

Notting Hill Carnival.

Don't recall that. Or rather persona non grata.

Waiting 37 minutes at HT for a pie cos he's stripped the resources to the bone, including those of third party subbies.

Keegan banned. The one person who has done more for this football than literally anyone else alive having to wear a disguise to get into the game.

Aye was gonna post this one. Suspect that's where old Mike has made most of his money tbh.

Didn't Kinnear try to sign Hyppia? I thought KK but you might be right.

I'd go for Rafa as my number 1 by quite some distance. Nagelsmann as my number 2. Poch over Bruceosaurus hmmmmmmmm. Do I wanna stick with the Fiat Punto or Ferrari?

The £400k bid for Sammy Hyppia when Keegan had done the deal at £1.5m. We tried Kevin.

'He's done a good job up there', 'He's a great businessman'. 'The fans can't expect them to compete, they have to self-sufficient, Mike has already put hundreds of millions of his own money in'. Aye, every penny of which he's about to recoup, as was always the plan.

Leaves a restaurant, with pre-planned press there to get evidence, and sticks fingers up at fans. Denies it.

Mike Ashley - 'thick skinned' Also Mike Ashley moves thousands of people signing about him, makes decision after decision to rile the fanbase, think he's a pantomime villain.

2009 - 'you've made your point, I don't need to be told again, I'll be selling the club and leaving'.

People lauding the fat man for 'putting his own money in', 'putting his money where his mouth is' and 'paying to get them promoted' like it was a fucking achievement. He fucked it in the first place with disastrous decision after disastrous decision and got plaudits immediately thereafter :lol: .

Self Sufficient.

This could've gone to 100 pages if we'd limited it to one word or one term for every disastrous decision/moment .

What??? What's this about? Pards was on Goals on Sunday and started waffling about Ashley. Yep. This: https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11678/8971034/alan-pardew-says-newcastle-owner-mike-ashley-sometimes-doesnt-understand-how-football-works Got a formal warning off NUFC because of it.

Pardews tears at Stoke City away :lol:.

Does he still do it?