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Shola Ameobi being wheeled out, probably at NUFC's request, on SkySports as the NUFC rep every FUCKING time. 'Well Mike is a business man y'know and a very successful one'. Fuck you Shola, I can't say anything more offensive than you're a worse pundit than you were a player you absolute thundercunt.

Yep - I hope nobody ever forgets how weak and compliant the Comical have been for this entire era. They've done fuck all to deserve any uplift in sales or positivity off the back of a takeover they did nothing to encourage, facilitate or assist. Fuck'em. Never forget.

Such a petty child. :lol: Didn't McLaren get one too for something?

I went to both of those Brighton games. Jesus they were tragic. We got played off the park. Both times.

Pardew getting a formal written warning for saying Ashley doesn't understand football .

Didn't we give them 4 of the 11 points FFS?!?

Forgot both! :lol:

Constant propaganda attacks from his mates in the press. Rio, Wise, Dick Keys - are you hearing me?

Demanding Rafa jointly sign a statement saying how happy he was with the Jan 19 transfer window and Rafa refusing . Club releases a statement the next day anyway, without Rafa's involvement.

The whole purpose mate. We get to unburden our souls whilst at the same time creating a virtual memory box of shitness as a goodwill gesture/heads up for the folk at the next door he darkens.

Lowball bids for Rob Elliot of Charlton Athletic.

Local press doing naff all to remove him.

Banning of journos for writing the truth.

Yohan Kebab.

Nobody has ever refused to sign after seeing our training ground.

Add Steve Bruce, Bishop, Ameobi, Dick Keys and Rio and you couldn't bury that bastard far enough for my liking.

Pound for Pound.

Over the line.

It appears we are coming to the end of the dark days of the Ashley reign. So, let's consign this era to a virtual time capsule, and unload your most memorable thoughts for the joint purposes of posterity and self-help. In the event our grandchildren (or his next club........) ever ask what was life like when that Ashley bloke owned the club, we can point them to the this thread so as there's something to show for it. I'll start with............. - Dead Pigeons - Zero infrastructure investment - Bins as ice baths I'm sure you can think of more fitting memories of the regime (Joe Kinnear, anyone?). Just one word or term to summarise it would be good.

Yup.

Every day this. Honestly, giving Bruce any spending influence at all just smacks of idiocy tbh. Don't be idiots PIF's, bin the Bruceosaurus and kick this era off properly please.

'Ok, I'll sign, can I ask who'll be coach next season?' ............'on second thoughts......'

Not going to lie, pray to fuck it leaks from a good source - Burt, Manu or GC. Ryder still working out how to spell test so no danger of him dropping the exclusive.

Right, this Chadwick bloke is clearly a wanker, but very interesting snippet right at the end about real estate investment and the port of tyne/brexit implications. Specifically in relation to the logic of the Reubens being engaged in the deal and specifically around long term/strategic investment intent. Kanji[/member] - you will like this. Check it out, last few mins. Wouldn't recommend you listen to the first ten though, unless you've got an emergency glazier on speed dial.

It would be nice if one journo, any fucker with a pair of balls, would do a piece on Bruce and why he's not been widely accepted by his own, why he doesn't represent hope, why many of us cannot and will not get behind him, why he's seen as Ashley's man rather than the constant fucking reference to him being a nice bloke the players like. Getting right on my tits this rhetoric that he deserves a chance. He deserves fuck all. He didn't even deserve the opportunity in the first place FFS.