Conjo

See Nottingham were clever, letting a young protege do the trumpet bit rather than the two oldies.

Most obvious injury ever Get well soon lad.

Whether we "need" players in January or not depends entirely on whether we're still playing in a European competition or not. If the right player becomes available we'll get him regardless though.

Nope. Combination of him being tired and managing his minutes I reckon so we have a striker available for the next two games.

Dunno why embed doesnt work, but highlights are up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzoUjrgj-1g&ab_channel=NewcastleUnited That "yyyyheahh" for the goal

Arteta fuming in post match interview

Should put Hall on, Tripper back to RB & Livramento RW. What good is it to have Ritchie on the field running 1m away from the ball for 10+ minutes

Called it. Murphy should gone again.

Doesn't take long to take a goal kick now, does it Arsenal?

FUCK it wasn't out of play. Surely it was a foul? FUCK it wasn't a foul....an offside at least?

lmao poor Jorginho. What has he done to deserve this attention from Bruno?

After they got humiliated by us in Howe's first season Arteta seem to have made this fixture one of his most important. Clear instructions to his team to waste time, shithouse and "work harder than them". Just hope we respond and humble them again.

I reckon we have a pre-planned sub of Willock for Joelinton around 60 minute mark.

Shame he didn't do it on Havertz, a little bit harder.

Bruno

Got to laugh. That challenge by Havertz resulted in 3 yellow cards to us

Kill him next time Joelinton.

Beautiful

Nice.

Classic jammy Man Utd result A shame that is worth 3 points just as much as any other win.

Remember Bruce sending him out on his debut without telling him which position he was playing?

No need with Jamaal Desaelles, Lucio Krafth & Paolo Maldummett in the squad.

Dubravka Livramento - Krafth - Dummett - Hall Longstaff - Joelinton - Willock Ritchie - Gordon - Almiron 5-0