Fugazi

Through to the cup final

Ledley King was 9 seconds

Someone can't count, evidently https://twitter.com/SkySportsPL/status/1120762846818729984

There wasn't a great period of time that passed before Shane Long scored

Fair play to the Longster

Did it beat Ledley King's record?

2nd time it's happened this season

Wat They'd rather City win the league than Liverpool

Pogba the fraud

Blah blah Ashley blah blah money blah blah no right to be near the top blah potato blah blah Ted's blah blah wife blah blah is blah blah dead. What a sketch

Guaranteed trophies and loadsamoney to spend.

Wonder if any Man U fans actually want them to beat City midweek, particularly if Liverpool win today

Fucking hate that advert

Embarrassing that he ever got booed onto the pitch

Embarrassing that, no wonder people think we're all fucking dense.

Dear me, Timmy

Needs to watch the Germans episode of Fawlty Towers

Best goal at Carrow Road since Saffri against us NB: i haven't paid attention to many goals at Carrow Road since then

Thought Will Grigg was meant to be miles too good for League One? 4 goals in 13 apps so far

Bottle job by Leeds today, awful

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47545895

Bit smalltime

He'll probably end up wanking in his front garden, that'll deffo get at him psychologically.

I dread to think what Stiffy has got in mind for him

I'm meh about Spurs, don't hate them though.