Turnbull2000

We're never going to close the gap, are we? Fuck me this is depressing.

We must be fucking awful at selling our 'project' like

cometh the hour cometh the man a solid top 8 striker

Here we gooo! Always wanted United

Our negotiating teams are complete fucking mugs. We're being humilated by the breakaway club this summer.

We really need PIF to do us a big favour and loan us Mitrovic! This outcome felt inevitable. The breakaway six are desperate to deny us.

Fuck sake. Was hoping we'd just make Isak sulk up here for 12 months rather than cave in and give him to move. Only acceptable move right now should be abroad. There's no doubt the scousers will come back with no more than £120m knowing we've got another striker in.

Just pay what it takes to get Wissa ffs.

As if Seems almost certain he's waiting for Liverpool on a free next year.

I'd imagine Isak knows Liverpool will be coming back with a proper offer. They're probably just waiting on PIF gifting them £70m for Nunez first. They'll be back with £130m or more.

If he stays and still scores, I'll obviously be happy if it brings us points, but I'll also grumbling 'damn right you keep trying you fucking bellend'. Don't think his presence will ever sit right with me again. Praying we can dump him abroad.

My word this is all very tiring

Still find it hard to believe he behaved the way he has. Never had him as the sort. Thought we'd basically filtered any c*nts out with our transfer policy. Even the Villa fans at Villatalk seem sympathetic If it doesn't go our way this season, suppose I'll have to back them to hopefully snatch a CL spot and keep us depriving at least one of the breakaway 6.

The fucker's will be back. They would never 'agree terms' with Isak then lowball like this without a plan. It'll either be a few more quid in a few weeks time, or around the same as now next summer.

Not mine...

Can't really say this is a win for us though. Isak's reputation is irreparable damaged for us, and Liverpool have sucessfully disrupted an already shambolic transfer window.

Jesus, £110m, really

Get Wissa in and leave the c*nt training alone. Continue striking all you want and ignoring the manager who essentially made you. Just fucking rot. Osula and Gordon can be the backup to Wissa. Having said that. wouldn't be surprised if this isn't the end of it with Liverpool these next two weeks.

Are non-playing clauses illegal? You'd hope we'd at least tell them he can't play at St James'. Isak making mince meat of Burn and Schar whilst Osula is bossed by Dijk would be traumatising.

Our owners don't really give a fuck. They seem to care more about sustaining Chelsea these days.

Guess we need to get Wissa over the line then to bring this episode to an end? Christ, I pray Gordon and Osula have been working hard on their finishing if they're to be our back ups to Wissa.

We've clearly not got the ability to spend whatever we'd get right now, so would be happy to see Isak rot with the reserves until next summer and then get a much lower price.

It'll be item 14.3 on PIFs Q4 meeting agenda in October.

But just imagine the interest we'll be earning on that £110m+ as it sits on our balance sheet for 12 months

I'm sure we'll all be reassured to see the players huddling together on the opening day. Then they'll be having a bit of crack together in the injury room when we've broke the first 11 with two games a week for 4 months