Turnbull2000

Full time

I completely forgot we've an extra man. So poor from us.

Cmon Elanga you crazy motherfucker

Oh dear Barnes

Not impressed with Elanga like

Fuck me we would have been a couple up if we had players who could finish

Why are our set pieces so complicated Fails every time

RED CARD!!!

Bring on the Krazy Korean

What was that

Fook nearly for Villa

Not as bad as feared, just a pity about lack of cutting edge. Think Villa will now strike early in the second half.

Slightly less pessimistic. Think they'll rip us apart at the back, but we'll manage to sneak a goal. 3-1.

Can't see us rejecting that like. Christ this season could be unbearable with Liverpool.

Wish we could all collectively spit down his throat and make him drown. Is that too harsh?

This cunt in my street basically celebrated livepool goals like by brother-in-law...as in clearly someone who has absolutely no connection to Liverpool whatsoever

ANOther fucking clap from the street

Wasn't even an excitable 'get in'. Fucking casual LIverpool fans everywhere

Fuck sake. Just heard a neighbour shout GET IN

The media wankfest is going to be unbearable when Isak is there

HERE WE GOOOO!

Looking a lot better than the half-arsed Isak we risk being lumbered with.

Can't really dislike Villa too much now - they're basically fellow PSR victims like we are. Though highly improbable, would love it if we took a CL spot each. In reality, we'll be scrapping for a Europa League spot

Don't PSG now have a no dickheads rule? Still think most probable outcome is deal will be done once we've played them at St James'. Doubt we'll get two strikers, so Wissa will be main man with Osula/Gordon as back ups.

Liverpool fans will worship him if he helps bring them multiple domestic league and a champions league win tbh. If he's got ballon d'or ambitions, you need to be playing for such a club as well. It's shit, but that's how it is.