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So who are England's two central midfielders now? Henderson and Wilshere?! Yikes.

Well take your chances on the kangaroo then, not Shola Ameobi!

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Terrible effort.

Apparently he has signed a two year contract with Perth Glory, my local A-league side. Just when I thought I had got shot of the big lump!

Amazing. I mean what did they take into account when they signed him? The guy's record is abject. He hasn't done anything in years. Don't get it.

We'll spend all pre-season coming up with said plan, will then concede two off Man City in the first ten minutes, and then he'll proceed to put the tallest player he can find upfront, and we'll go "back to basics".

Pardew said: “We just need to get tactically our game plan ready for the season, and that will start on this tour.”

 

 

 

When we get tonked off of some Maoris who have never played the game before, he will tell us the match was just for fitness.

He means attacking football in the sense that we are attacking football.

 

The quote really does make more sense when read with that context.

“We’re known for attacking football, but at the back end of last year, you wouldn’t have thought that had you watched us play.

 

“We need to get back to what we’re about.”

Should have used that as an excuse last season. "We wuz just greeting in New Zealandese."

One thing to chat about that on a forum, another thing entirely to put that in a paper. What a despicable effort that is.

Spurs bought a ton of players from outside the league who needed some time, and they also needed a manager that was stable in the head. Not the paranoid Portuguese, or the ranting wideboy. I wouldn't write those players off yet!

Liverpool are in a much better place than Spurs, as their manager has been there for a few seasons now, and after last season, is in a very stable, strong position. They've also been smart in getting some players who have performed in the prem already in Remy and Llana.

Don't think it will be anything like Spurs tbh.

Chopra is a tool for putting that on Twitter, but you really have to ask yourself what the hell Blackpool are doing? They were in the Premier League a couple of season's ago, and should be a better run outfit than that. Players shouldn't have to do that at a professional football club for goodness sake.

I doubt most people would accept that if they were in his shoes. I mean, even in the office I work in people refuse to wash their own damn mugs and dishes, and someone has to be hired to come in and do that, as well as keep the kitchen area clean, otherwise it's a war zone in there. So people have to be honest with themselves.

Liverpool have bought Remy, Llana, Markovic, Emre Can and Lambert and that still leaves a bit leftover from the Suarez money.

That's sickening. They can really afford to splurge this summer, as they've hardly used funds outside of what Suarez is bringing in.

Terrified of what is going to become of Sissoko next season.

Don't think he'll be played through the middle, especially as Pardew will be trying to force Colback into the team anytime he can.

Next season will be all about raging over the use of Anita and Sissoko. You can count on it. That first team sheet against Man City will have people foaming at the mouth.

They've effectively signed Remy, Markovic and Llana with about 60% of the Suarez money, and so talking about whether Remy can provide what Suarez did is a bit short sighted. It will likely be more spread out between a number of the attacking options they've brought in. Not looking forward to facing them under Pardew that's for sure.

Love to see us buy Lukaku. (yes wishful thinking I know)

 

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Wallop!!!

Friedl got Panenkad.

Freidal, Naughton, Dawson, Fryers, Rose, Lennon, Holtby, Capoue, Townsend, Carroll, Kane.

4-2-3-1 fwiw.

Lovely goal. Great ball from Kane. Holtby with the finish.

Watch Martins slay Spurs again on BT Sport 1 now!

 

ESPN2 for the US btw. Nice montage of our World Cup players to start...none of whom are playing .

Leffe, didn't see your lineup. How are you setup?

Shocking finish from Xander Bailey. Through on goal for goodness sake!

Watch Martins slay Spurs again on BT Sport 1 now!

To me, our signings so far this summer scream that we'll be trying for Carroll or a Carroll type as our main forward.

Yup, totally agree. Hence the bid for Lassoga earlier on.

Considering West Ham are splurging like no tomorrow, and have just bought a striker for another £15 million, maybe they're ready to move on from Carroll.