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QPR only loaned him to us because they were in the Championship.

They have now been promoted, and so are in the same predicament as us i.e. prem club with no Europe. Remy has already turned us down for them before in the same circumstance.

Struggling to understand why QPR would sell him to us, and why Remy would now want to leave them for us.

Can only see him joining a club in Europe if he does leave.

Having said that it would be cool if he did join of course.

I'm better than Gabbidon.

 

Who else are you better than?

 

Ochoa signed for Malaga. Not sure if this is a massive giggs, anyways.

I'm better than Taylor and Williamson too.

Ashley doesn't know what good football is. He doesn't know how to get a manager that will actually play with this approach. He'll just bring in these weirdos he knows from Casinos and Pubs, and they'll convince him they are playing good football, and the fans are just moaning and being critical because they aren't from the North.

I'm better than Gabbidon.

Bimpy?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Why?!

How's the Aubameyang bid coming along? Can we expect him tomorrow?

Can this silly boy not just stay out of Manchester?

Beardsley in after three games IMO.

 

Got to be better than Pardew.

 

But then again didn't Beardo assault a teenager or something?

Fine with me. These kids of nowadays are running wild out here. They should be flogged more often.

Beardsley in after three games IMO.

QPR are now in the same league as we are, and we are both not in Europe. He's not going to come here. If he leaves it will be to someone that offers more than QPR and we do.

Well it seems like despite ostracising him completely, we are still asking for a lot of money for him, and so it's hardly his fault he can't leave. Apparently Liverpool, Everton and QPR have all enquired.

Deulofeu didn't even start that often did he? Certainly didn't play as major a role as Lukaku and Barkley. Those were the key guys IMO. Mirallas too.

 

He was injured quite often, when he was fit he played.

 

He was clearly important, churlish to suggest they won't miss what he gave them. Wouldn't surprise me if they got him on loan again though.

If not him it will be someone else. Looks like Atsu may go there on loan. They will be just as good, and it will be painful to watch them dismantle us in the same manner they did last year.

We will never sign this guy. It will be fun watching him play for QPR next season, particularly when he scores three against us.

They'll have Kone returning next season, who has done well for Martinez previously.

I also expect that guy that used to play for Celtic to do more as he would have settled in far more now.

They'll be really good again. Not expecting any drop off.

Deulofeu didn't even start that often did he? Certainly didn't play as major a role as Lukaku and Barkley. Those were the key guys IMO. Mirallas too.

First of all Baba's ratings never fell okay. He's a legend, personified and certified. Naija's finest.

Secondly, I am my own man. A robust force of nature in my own self, so please respect that cretins.

Ah, okay. It all makes sense now. 100% believe that this is all down to Ben Arfa complaining about Pardew's approach. When you see the way he's being treated it all make sense. Also makes sense, that we've apparently asked for a lot of money for him. Ashley was never going to let him go for cheap.

Hatem has praised Beardsley's management too I see. Respect the fact Beardsley hasn't also tried to isolate him. At this point I really wouldn't be surprised if he would actually do much better than Pardew.

How did you guys feel about Remy's performances up front last season i.e. when he was the spearhead? Didn't think it worked that well, as he was often isolated. In a team like Arsenal or Liverpool, it would look much better, but thought he worked out for us better when on the left.

 

Would be interesting to know how many goals he scored by the position he played in i.e. on the left and up front.

According to http://www.transfermarkt.com/loic-remy/leistungsdaten/spieler/45121/saison/2013  he spent most of his time as a CF.  Not sure how reliable this info is though.

Probably right, as we abandoned the 4-3-3 quite early on in the season.

Interesting that he scored two doubles playing on the left early on.

£28m on a striker is what a top six club in the Premier League should be spending. What the f*** else are they going to do with the ridiculous money Sky is throwing at them?

 

Well, they could be like us.

 

A chairman who, after three years of clearly not giving a s***, has come out and said "hey, I don't give a s***, I want to sell" which seems to mean he has a ready made excuse to not spend any money.

 

We're such a mess, the CEO has left, and is now being covered by the CFO (who apparently doesn't know what a football looks like), our squad last season was nowhere near good enough but we've signed three players, all free transfers, two absolutely s*** and one mediocre at best, and we clearly have next to no money to spend.

 

On top of that, we've got a manager who, in 12 months, managed to go from the most supported (despite terrible results) Villa manager I've ever seen, to one with the support of pretty much nobody, still in charge, so bad was last season.

 

The sooner someone buys us, the better, because if we go through the whole season like this, we're screwed.

 

I don't even care if they're not particularly rich, I just want them to care.

 

Lerner is nuts. For four years, one of the best chairmen, was over here for games all the time, turned up at LC matches at third division clubs, even got himself a Villa tattoo, really impressive, then gets divorced, meets some new bird who apparently hates football and hates him being abroad a lot, so decides he doesn't give a s*** any more.

 

We have a squad which has finished 15th twice and 16th in the last three seasons, and one which is absolutely nowhere near good enough, and we've added Joe f***ing Cole, Senderos and Kieran Richardson to it.

 

Meanwhile, two of our four best players last year (Vlaar and Delph) are entering the last year of their deals with no new contracts offered yet, as Lerner won't commit to anything like that.

 

Vlaar isn't even that f***ing good, FFS, he was pretty iffy last season and is made of glass, but he's Paolo f***ing Maldini compared to the rest of our defence.

All the riches, power and influence and these men still can't pick the right woman. Sad really.

What kind of woman swoops in and starts making you give up things you clearly love? He needs to man up and send her on her merry way.

Villa undone by an unscrupulous Jezebel. That's just the kind of thing you can't legislate for.

How did you guys feel about Remy's performances up front last season i.e. when he was the spearhead? Didn't think it worked that well, as he was often isolated. In a team like Arsenal or Liverpool, it would look much better, but thought he worked out for us better when on the left.

Would be interesting to know how many goals he scored by the position he played in i.e. on the left and up front.

Jesus Christ

 

What's wrong with a bit of pizza after a game of footy?

This isn't a pub outfit my friend! Get with the times!

Post-match dominos has been around for ages. I remember watching pizza get loaded into the buses after we beat Chelsea at Stamford Bridge.

 

They only get it when they win mind, so it doesn't happen that often.

Pizza for winning ... is it any surprise we haven't achieved a trophy in eons. Rank stupidity.

Can you imagine going to the gym, and then having a pizza straight after?! This is an abomination of the highest order!

 

Nothing wrong with pizza, but right after all that physical activity?! Horrendous.

 

Never a bad time for pizza.

Yeah, alright Michelangelo.