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We don't believe you, you need more people.

You've had a great day, but you're now in an angry mood because your team lost a pre-season friendly?

 

Sake.

Look Neil don't start with me you hear!

Pardew is already doing stupid shit. I don't want any games right now. I'm not done pretending everything is going to be fine because the new signings will all do well, and our best players will be played in their proper positions.

You know since you got Martinez, I really don't like your face.

You know I just got in after a great day, and the first thing I've looked at is this thread.

I'm already getting angry ... Anita shunted out to right back already for bloody Jack Colback.

And we're already collapsing after halftime in the very first pre-season game against Oldham.

How does one become Pardproof, who has the secret?

 

Anita definitely does.

 

Really?  Cos as far as I can see Anita has been well and truely Dew'd!

 

 

Nah man! Anita would definitely stand out more in a team playing better football, but as far as his actual game goes, he still plays good football.

How does one become Pardproof, who has the secret?

Anita definitely does.

Very difficult to make a decent Dutch player look completely rubbish, so Pardew will have a tough job on his hands with that. The silly mongoose.

 

I think Janmaat is fairly Pard-proof tbh. He seems fairly solid all round and decent in the air, so other than play him on the left wing it's difficult to see what The King can do to wreck his value.

I'm sure he'll try his best, but he'll hopefully fail miserably. I love the way Vurnon has always played his game, and has remained Pardewproof throughout. Let's hope Siem and Daryl follow suit. What kind of name is Daryl for a Dutch guy by the way? I mean really?

Very difficult to make a decent Dutch player look completely rubbish, so Pardew will have a tough job on his hands with that. The silly mongoose.

How much would Doumbia from CSKA Moscow cost?  I assume too much..  Would the same apply to Rondon?

Doumbia's contract runs out in 2015, but think they'll still want a fair whack. At least £15 million. Besides he's a little un. So as the lead striker, me no think so.

I would have bet everything on that Dibate guy, but I believe he's currently injured.

People genuinely talking about Lukaku as if he'd come here

 

He's been in the league long enough not to be a f***ing idiot. We only sign foreigners for who the pay rise blinds them.

 

 

We signed Jack Colback. Anything is possible.

Wonder how much Chelsea are looking for if they sell Lukaku. The scumbags will probably ask for £25 million.

 

I'd happily pay 25m tbh. Could be the difference between mid table and top 6, even with Pardew here.

Yeah, £25 million for him isn't outrageous, but for Newcastle nowadays it's a no go. For £15 million you'd hope big Mike would consider, but even then I would doubt it too. Think our cap under the miser is £10 million.

Nah man, it won't be. We'll get one more. He won't be the last. Think we're actually being sensible this summer.

The one area that we will definitely screw up I sat centre back, which we clearly aren't interested in strengthening. That will be the one we will lament all season long.

Wonder how much Chelsea are looking for if they sell Lukaku. The scumbags will probably ask for £25 million.

Honestly, even Pardew couldn't screw up Aubameyang, Cabella and Siem De Jong. Even with Colback int he team. He just couldn't ... I think.

If we sign Aubameyang ... man, I would be over the moon. I don't think even Pardew would be able to dampen my spirits.

 

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This is completely uncalled for, and absolutely terrifying 

Let us all hold a vigil and pray for Aubameyang. He is the chosen one to complete the set.

If we sign Aubameyang ... man, I would be over the moon. I don't think even Pardew would be able to dampen my spirits.

We badly need some pace and athleticism, so happy he will be able to provide that for us. I think he will be a decent signing, and will make a contribution. I liked what I saw the few times I watched Monaco last season.

The look of a woman whoese just let out a cheeky fart in a crowd of people, and is hoping no one notices.

Fee was probably £11 million, provided we finished top 6 

I hear a whisper he's off elsewhere.

Everything. Bad. Forever.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

This doughnut is stuck at QPR! What an absolute mug.

Wondering if Arsenal are going to offload Walcott on someone else. Got enough better wide players now. If they don't can see his career going up in smoke with little game time between injuries.

No chance. Quality player.

Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you Emmanuel Rivière

 

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Thankfully this was years ago, and he was very young. Otherwise I wouldn't have approved of the signing, such is the horror of that mop on his dome.

An Arsenal spending spree They're doing it in style.

 

Weirdly, I'm not impressed by any of their acquisitions.

Yeah, sure. Alright then tough guy.