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Pardew and Moyes are the same guy underneath it all. Same DNA.

Yeah, yeah we get it. Moyes is s****.

I wouldn't go that far.

He's just an awful manager.

Looks like Mata has already caught the ManU - we'll only ever do crossing disease.

Moyes is so rudimentary.

"Get the ball inches box son!"

Can we please just keep Pardew's name out of this thread.

Don't even want to think about that cretin.

This really is a liberty.

Aaaaaaargh!

Riise for goodness sake.

Burn looks good. Is he English?

Richardson is embarrassing.

Great from Tankovic.

They can't even get Mata on the ball.

Man Utd are so predictable.

Hopeful crosses into the box.

Speculative shots from outside.

This Man U team can't pass the ball.

What is Moyes doing in training?

I love Moyes man. Has made this season so much more fun.

Holtby 

Hatem loses the ball too bloody easily.

Where is he playing? Wide right?

Santon is centre mid

You're lying. Please tell me you're lying!

No need to replace Cabaye, we can move Santon in the centre instead...

Santon will double up out wide with the full back, on whatever side Hazard is on.

It]s Pardew trying to be a clever dick, by neutralizing Hazard, because he's clearly all they have going for them.

Thought Sterling was our best player again. His movement, decision making and work rate is phenomenal for someone who just turned 19, two months ago.

That boy is a killer. Must be a nightmare lining up opposite him.

One of the worst finishers ever though. Gets so panicky in front of goal.

Oh and by the way ... title challenging Liverpool.

Hull will hammer Sunderland today. Jelavic and Long will run wild. Guaranteed.

Santon will be out wide to double up on whatever side Hazard is on. I can almost guarantee it.

Sissoko will be alongside Anita. Ben Arfa will play off of De Jong. Sammy on the opposite wing from Santon.

So, what exactly is Southampton's secret, and why are all other clubs not emulating them?

 

Relegation, lack of money, necessity of playing their kids.

 

We have many of those same things going on. Very few teams offer kids the same first team opportunities we do. Whether or not they take them is down to them.

I do think generally, that English managers don't trust kids.

You'll never win a game with 11 James Miners etc etc.

Messi running at our partnership of Taylor and Williamson 

I'd laugh so hard I'd end up soiling myself many times over.

So, what exactly is Southampton's secret, and why are all other clubs not emulating them?

They're all doing a shit job, and can then just come out and say so and so aren't good enough, but I'll never buy it.

Our manager is a con artist, and so are all of his sidekicks.