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Cisse is just adorable isn't he.

Youth team manager putting his junk all up in Pardew's grill.

I'm actually enjoying this now. I've officially turned. Let the vultures devour the club.

Let's keep playing Willo and Taylor why don't we.

It's all Ben Arfas fault we keep conceding so many goals afterall.

I would take no summer signings, and the use of that money to pay off this clown and his troop of monkeys.

Even Fulham are more impressive than us nowadays. Bleurgh.

Dummett is dumb, quelle surprise.

It's all because we exhausted ourselves against Maritimo away in September 2012 in the Europa League.

Yup, the damned Maritimians.

Ben Arfa man ... guy deserves better. Already looking more fluid with him in there.

I know he's not perfect, but to tell me he isn't good enough to be  in the team that started this game is sickening.

If I was Ben Arfa, I'd just go and sit by the corner flag at the far end, and watch the game. The cheek of Pardew man.

De Jong off instead of Cisse, hehe

Pardew can't be this bad 

Cisse is out there running around like a leper for goodness sake.

Can't believe a premier league manager gets away with putting this product on the pitch.

Gonna be another 0-3 isn't it?

Only if we're fortunate.

Willo and Taylor, so much recovery speed.

From Maldini, to midfield maestro, to Phil Neville, to a half time hauling off for Dummett.

That's some career trajectory right there.

Put Gouff up front and get Hatem on the right. Or Better yet, match their formation and have Gouff and Ben Arfa supporting De Jong.

Our manager has managed to put Santon in midfield before ever giving Gouffran a chance upfront, despite his record in France, and the fact he has scored a decent amount for us from the right.

Sissoko's tackle was the weakest and lamest s*** i've seen from a man of his size.

Bentaleb didn't even flinch. Humiliating.

We don't even play football really. Just hope something happens by accident.

Meh. If this was the first game of the season I wouldn't be too downbeat; we've looked vaguely promising on occasions - linking up well on the break now and again. We look as if we've only just started playing together.

 

But we're over half way through the season and it's another load of huff and puff, with absolutely no result.

 

MEH.

There has been nothing remotely positive or promising out there. Sorry, just don't see it at all.

Team has given up on Pardew.

Clearly Cabaye was the one keeping their heads up.

Now he's gone, we're done.

Pardew out.

How good would this squad be with a quality manager? Not sure tbh

They wouldn't be this bad that's for sure.

Cisse 

Cisse just looks like a fan they've let in on the game just running around aimlessly, like he's never played before.

Cisse for goodness sake ...

How offside was Cisse on that break 

Any chance of the weather ending this. My word.