KaKa

Kaka aiming to set himself a new low amongst stiff competition from his previous drivel. What sort of an arsehole do you have to be to criticise someone for getting elbowed in the face, Jesus Christ.

 

When do the 'worst poster' nominations open so he can clinch my vote for a 17th successive year?

'worst poster' nominations  

My feelings ... how they ache so  

There were 19 sets of cheeks that could have found their way onto that elbow. Trust Shola's to be the one. Not only did they locate Sidwell's feeble elbow, but they then couldn't even withstand the impact, and chose to break. Weak! The guy is a bozo plain and simple. Sick of him.

If any kind of fee was offered for the lumbering, injury prone oaf it should have been snapped up. At least two weeks ago we would have had a bit of time to spend. All Shola does is let everyone down. People were predicting yesterday's injury days beforehand. It's pathetic.

What a klutz. An absolute oafish character. Quite the buffoon. Shola you're a tit.

 

Should have just taken the £1.5 million off  Birmingham seeing as he won't be playing for us anyway. The guy is a tool.

Yeah! What a tool getting elbowed in the face by Sidwell. We don't want our third top scorer this season playing. 

If there's one thing Shola will always do, it is that he will let you down.

Pulled this same stunt just last season, and we were just fortunate Andy Carroll emerged, or we'd still be in the Championship.

Shola is a waster. He hasn't looked fit for years and just fumbles around from one injury to another, while offering us stirring prose about how he is ready to take up the mantle of top striker at the club.

He's an ass.

How come it's always the "loyal brits" pulling this bullshit. Enrique was so upbeat about things despite the sale, in comparison. Carroll shamelessly bails out with the smallest encouragement, Nolan pouring his heart out for his hometown club and pushing our best player there like he's a fan on the street and now Barton is looking for excuses too. I'm just praying the team manages to stay up somehow, and if by some miracle there is a committment to build the squad up wwith the big fee, then get rid of these idiots.

Should have just taken the £1.5 million off  Birmingham seeing as he won't be playing for us anyway. The guy is a tool.

What a klutz. An absolute oafish character. Quite the buffoon. Shola you're a tit.

Awful player. Down right embarrassing watching him huff and puff after 5 mins, as he struggles to carry his doughy rotund person about.

By the way is it true Carroll is on £90,000 a week at Liverpool? If so, what the hell are Liverpool doing?! Would people have been happy with him getting that at Newcastle? Crazy stuff.

Just a reminder: He wouldn't have played today anyway.

 

Still visibly affected the players IMO.

Completely disagree.

Nolan must be dropped.

Should never play when Tiote is out.

Terrible, terrible, terrible contribution to the team every game. Only useful when he can goal poach, which he can't do without Tiote. In reality an absolutely woeful footballer when taking everything into account. Isn't even in appropriate physical condition. I think he's disgusting.

People keep calling out Williamson, but where has the midfield infront of him gone? Guthrie has tried but has had little support from Nolan who has been absolutely toilet.

Nolan not even making himself available. Crazy stuff.

The strikers have had nothing to work with. No build up play through midfield from Guthrie and Nolan. At least Guthrie has been good defensively. Nolan, worthless.

Nolan's closing down of Murphy was shocking.

The guy has done nothing all game. Except goof around during corners. He's an idiot.

Enrique can be so stupid it's unreal. Brilliant player, but has huge mental lapses.

Jonas technique on the shot 

Guthrie's been really good.

Enrique really can be retarded sometimes.

Best just needs more consistent touches. He's decent.

Nolan is a disaster out there.

Shola is the most inopportune human being on Earth.

Shoots at the wrong time, passes at the wrong time, has the worst touch exactly when you most don't want him to, fall over when he shouldn't and gets injured when you most need him.

He's an ass.

What was Nolan doing against Dembele there?

Look at the gut on Nolan 

What a disgrace.

Barton has been disgustingly bad.

Love Williamson. Bit of a Carvalho. Get's away with the borderline stuff.

 

Naaaah. Carvalho is the MASTER of the sly foul. Williamson isn't fit to tug his shirt.

He's a knock off Nigel version. I'll take it!