KaKa

English players always look to force that long pass. Just don't get it. You don't switch play just to switch it. If you have short optioons around you then utilize them. Clueless.

Taylor's marking of Bent ... just lets him go and picks up the wrong guy.

Steven Taylor is an embarrassment. Have said it for years now.

Stupid foul by Barton.

jose isn't quiet with it today

Haven't heard him raise his voice once.

Guthrie is much better alongside a more defensive player, when he doesn't have to sit deep as much.

Good play Jonas. Walker is a danger.

Ranger will do really well today, as he won't try too hard because he's playing from the start.

Stay on your feet spiel again?! 

He's doing it on purpose. It's an inside joke. Definitely.

Class defending by Bassong just then on the Ronaldo goal. Not even looking at the shot he was attempting to block. Good job son.

My bottom dollar will stay comfortably in my pocket thank you very much.

Guys, was the ref a little bit trigger-happy? The only thing I have heard is that Real have been putting a lot of pressure on him.

You've been rubbish from top to bottom, sideways and all around. Haven't done one useful thing. Not even by accident. To be blunt.

Goal ... see what I mean?!

What a pointless human Jermaine Jenas is. Has any man ever been more unworthy of a mohawk.

Ray why don't you get on the pitch and you can "must try and maintain posession"

Spurs players all crying off. Bunch of pansies.

Hmmmmm ... I like these moves by Jose. 15 mins for Kaka and Higuain to try and get in on the act, and make this a rather delightful humping.

Ray we all know "Ricky" was your big pal from the good old Chelsea days. Now kindly shut the hell up with that Ricky mess, please.

The only foot he has, but yeah just give him the space to shoot. It's the only thing he can do from out there.

Am I bovered dough? Heck naaaaw! I'm ecstatic. Get in there.

Over and under on Wilkins mentioning Makelele now Diarra is on?

I'm going to say over 10 times.

10 in 10 against Tottenham. My kind of guy.

Adebayor ... Spurs killer.

Spurs defending well tbf so far.

Nah, Madrid just faffing about.

Madrid trying to walk it in.

They migth screw this up ... deep down I bet this Madrid team disgusts Mourinho. They're so non-chalant it's unreal. Just not a Mourinho team.

Is anyone listening to these clowns? What are they all getting so hyped up about? Bale, Bale, Bale, Bale, Bale, Bale, Bale ...

Sharrrrrrrrrrrap the hell up.

"To get away with that in such a hostile environment, as the away team, you've got to count your chickens."

 

That's unreal. Thought I heard something like that, but couldn't quite believe it.