Paully

Aye, ridiculous mate

Just heard Stockton might be in a bit trouble for the play-offs - nightmare if true

Jarra 0-0 CLS - Jarra won 4-2 on pen - league promotion play off semi final - cracking crowd! My good mate the match winner!

We’re definitely getting CL - we’re too good not to and I think we’ll finish 3rd!

Great news! Huge boost!

Sounds like Cunha and Delap want Man Utd moves - idiots - especially Cunha!

He’s an absolute freak of nature! A complete machine!

Happy birthday legend! No Rafa = no takeover!

There is no way we aren’t getting top 5 - we’re a different beast now - 3rd or even 2nd!

So if Big Joe gets booked tonight he gets a two game ban but if he gets two yellows he gets a one game ban!

He’s an absolute machine - what a player!

We’ve quite possibly got the best CM and CF in the world never mind PL! What a time to be alive!

Amazing display - well done once again to all involved!

2nd is on the cards - KEEMON!

94th minute, 4-1 up and cruising, and he’s absolutely belting it down the left (!) wing to harass their right back! The bloke is a freak!

This man! Woe!

I really hope he’s there today to see it!

He’s an absolute bitter arsehole him! ”An awful brand of football”

INTO THE MANCHESTER REDS TOSSERS!

Not a chance they’ll be asking for £70m in June! Parish being a bellend will cost them about £25m - the tosser! I’d love him here mind (Guehi not Parish!)!

Ha ha that’s the fella!