Paully

Ha ha! My old man!

Spot on by Carragher http://dailym.ai/1OkpKzg

Poor Hatem :-( To think some our idiotic moronic fans were happy to see him go and preferred Obertan, Gouffran and Ameobi to him! Plebs!

Waddle signed the below for the SAFC Jarra Branch organiser last night and wrote the message above it to show exactly where his loyalty lies, the mackem pelanty-missing twat! http://www.skunkers.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=1067&d=1428643413

Huge call by UEFA http://dailym.ai/1Ndo8dq

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZVZ8clcMWQ&feature=player_embedded

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-insists-no-shackles-9005643 John Carver has urged his Newcastle United team to express themselves when they travel to Liverpool on Monday night. The Geordie head coach was left baffled that his players didn’t take the game to Sunderland despite being given every encouragement to do so. But United did not perform and the familiar chant of “attack, attack, attack” rang out at the Stadium of Light as frustration kicked in, with just one shot on target. Now Carver heads to the scene of some famous battles between Newcastle and the Reds at Anfield. He said: “I don’t put shackles on these players – I want them to express themselves. “I was around with the Entertainers side and I was around with Sir Bobby’s team. That was two sides that played on the front foot. “So I don’t want to see us get into the final third then end up with the ball back at our goalkeeper. I want us to be progressive. “I’ve never stopped them being progressive but at Sunderland we weren’t.” With seven games left Newcastle still have 21 points to play for. Apathy has set in for large numbers of fans but there will still be 2,000 supporters travelling to Anfield on Monday night. In response to Newcastle’s season being “dead”, Carver told BBC: “I’m actually getting fed up of that question because it’s easy to say. “I’ve got a job to do. “You try telling our thousands of supporters the season is dead. “We can’t do that. “The guys in the dressing room have to do something about this. “We have 35 points and that might not be enough. “There’s seven games to go – we need to win some games.”

I'd be very surprised if Man Utd, Liverpool or Arsenal have mind 2 September 1992 Man Utd 1-0 Crystal Palace Hughes 88' 29,736 6th 26 September 1992 Liverpool 2–3 Wimbledon Liverpool Mølby Goal 35' (pen.) McManaman Goal 39' Fashanu Goal 12' Earle Goal 27', 76' Stadium: Anfield Attendance: 29,574 5 August 1992 Arsenal 2 – 4 Norwich City London [hide] 15:00 BST Bould Goal 28' Campbell Goal 39' Goal 69', 84' Robins Goal 72' Phillips Goal 82' Fox Stadium: Highbury Attendance: 24

I'm sure we are the only club to never have a lower crowd than 30K in the Premier League!

North Shields 3-0 up in 'El Coastico'!

http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/04/04/b21c2035533b3551142e7624dc37a2f6.jpg

Sad Mackem b******s! Have they heard of knots through there?! http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/04/04/c255a4352f22a9df33fdf13154d7114e.jpg

https://www.facebook.com/NUSWW/posts/840149942723376

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/ex-nufc-star-andy-carroll-gets-8967784

It’s unbelievable what this regime have done to our fans isn’t it? Totally saddening and sickening. The fat wanker has literally squeezed the passion out of the majority of us. I usually receive about 20 messages now either by text or on Sleazebook asking for spares and I only had a few this time around which says it all. The build-up has been the most low-key I have ever know.

Ryder Newcastle United will be hoping it’s a case of “Away the lads” again on Sunday at the Stadium of Light. Despite the fact that Sunderland have won the last four derby matches, it is the Magpies who have the better record on Wearside. There is talk that when the Stadium of Light of was constructed back in 1997, Geordie builders attempted to curse the foundations by burying black-and-white shirts in the cement beneath the pitch. Named after Benfica’s magnificent Lisbon venue, Sunderland have not been inspired by the Portuguese giants too much – in fact it’s been “Estádio da Lose” more often than not. And a quick glance at Newcastle’s record on Wearside since the Black Cats switched to the Monkwearmouth site shows who has bossed this fixture down the years. Last 12 results on Wearside 5 Newcastle wins 5 Draws 2 Sunderland In 12 fixtures in the Premier League, Newcastle have won five games compared to Sunderland’s two. There have also been five draws, but two of those featured last-minute equalisers for Sunderland in 2011 and 2012 respectively. Dusting down the history books also shows Newcastle have won this fixture more times than their North East rivals. It’s 53 wins for Newcastle compared to 48 for Sunderland with 49 draws thrown in. As far as league doubles are concerned, the Wearsiders can bag another one this weekend after last season’s six-point haul from their rivals. But even if they did, they still have some catching up to do. Only six times have Sunderland won both games in a season compared to Newcastle’s nine. Sunderland fans were delighted with their “four in a row” tag after the win in December, but it is Newcastle who hold North East supremacy on that score. Total record Newcastle wins Newcastle United v Sunderland - Premier League 53 Draws Sunderland players celebrate Asamoah Gyan's equalising goal on January 16, 2011 49 Sunderland wins Fabio Borini celebrates scoring Sunderland's winner against Newcastle United at the Stadium of Light 48 Five wins on the trot between February 2002 and April 2006 show that Sunderland can merely level that gap on Sunday. Whether Newcastle can stop the rot remains to be seen. But the battle will see two new managers in the dugouts on Sunday. Gus Poyet may have been shown the door at Sunderland, but he managed to scoop a hat-trick of derby wins. He may not have been able to turn the tide at the Stadium of Light but he was clearly the man for derby day. Now Dick Advocaat and John Carver enter the fray. Only Alan Pardew and Joe Kinnear have been losers on derby day on Wearside. Carver will be doing everything he can to avoid joining them. If history is anything to go by, the black-and-whites can end their derby woes.

Olivier Bernard believes that Remi Garde will want to bring his own staff to Newcastle United, if he decides to end his sabbatical for a stint at St James’ Park. Garde held talks with United chiefs back in January without striking a deal. Since then, stand-in head coach John Carver has been included in talks with managing director Lee Charnley and chief scout Graham Carr about the preparations for next season – and is still understood to be in with a shout of winning the job full-time. Newcastle sources this week dismissed fresh talk of Steve McClaren being lined up for next season, despite national headlines linking the ex-England boss with the post. When asked about the possibility of ex-Lyon boss Garde coming to Tyneside, Bernard – a former player at the French club – said: “I think it was quite clear he was not prepared to come out in the middle of the season. “The fact he always travels with one physio and one assistant means he might be put off. In France it has been quiet too. You were expecting them to get it sorted by now, but it’s not the case. “It’s awkward at the moment. I’m not worried though because John is good enough to take the team on.” However, Benard has warned that Carver will need the backing of his board going forward. The ex-United man said: “He will need a lot of backing from the squad and money to spend. “We have young talent but in the professional game, the experience is very important. That gives you points. “Look at games in the past that were 0-0 and very tight – but we had Alan Shearer, who would pop up and win you the game. “Now you don’t see that.”

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/apr/01/police-sunderland-newcastle-football-violence?CMP=share_btn_tw

You should try looking at the time first. That and the thread with the joke in it already, 13 hours ago Hebburn is several hours (and decades!) behind the rest of England so the timing was perfectly feasible!

Oh dear..... I was trying to do the fishing man!

I can't wait to hear that lovely mackem accent in full-flow! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3019705/Arsenal-vs-Liverpool-Premier-League-match-beam-teamtalks-live-world.html

Unreal how much garbage has an England cap! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3021242/England-s-shortest-careers-Ryan-Mason-played-16-minutes-debut-current-Premier-League-defender-played-two-minutes-Three-Lions.html

An weird unhealthy obsession without a doubt

Our recent record vs them is horrific! 1 win in 6 through there 1 win in 5 at home

Remember when many people were fooled into thinking that he was going to be a bit-part player and a replacement for Gosling!