Paully

Go on Barnesy! https://youtu.be/IjOxhdcZXnA

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Never been as excited for an away match for years! Mile Castle 9am to get it started!

Dwight Gayle on Newcastle, his promotion hopes and when he was paid just a FIVER to play http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/dwight-gayle-newcastle-promotion-hopes-8560257

Rafa Benitez insists Newcastle are ready for their Championship test as he builds for a better future http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/rafa-benitez-insists-newcastle-ready-8562630

Yeah mate

Gayle - 1 goal every 170 PL mins Mitro - 1 goal every 235 PL mins Pointless anyway as I'm pleased we have both!

I would bet any money that Gayle's goals per minute record is far superior to Mitro's!

We have somehow drifted to 21/20 from evens tomorrow on 365!

ONE sleep!

I guess Gayle will be on pens with Mitro banned?

6?! We'll have by far the best squad in the league We'll have by far the best manager in the league We'll have by far the biggest support in the league It's a shit league and we'll piss it!

Two more sleeps! You can still get evens for us too!

They're such a sad bunch of wankers! http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/askrafa.1258787/

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I can see a rehash of the Arsenal Vieira Senegal song!

Lascelles looked a shambles under Schteve! Rafa will sort this lad out - no worries! I.R.W.T!

Radio Juan: Rafa phone-in tonight Newcastle Manager Rafa Benitez is the special guest on BBC Radio Newcastle's Total Sport programme this evening between 6pm and 7pm. He'll be taking calls and chatting to Mick Lowes - to get on the wireless, call 0191 232 6565 from 5.30pm. http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcnewcastle

Newcastle United to be offered two Real Madrid youngsters for Sissoko? Here are the names http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-united-offered-two-real-11692635#ICID=ios_ChronicleNewsApp_AppShare_Click_Other

My mate seen Dummett and his lass in Tiger Hornsby last night - she's rather tidy! http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160731/68430ef23475516a5036600be2b18eca.jpg

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20 years ago today he came home! What a day it was! Totally buzzing that we had beaten Man Utd to his signature and surely he was going to be the final piece of the jigsaw and we'd go on to win many trophies.........not to b****** worry! http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160729/9af395c536af93fd3af139c5e1e89567.jpg

Surely they should suspend the knacker that approved it in their office, not the idiot who clearly thought he was funny. Suspending his ticket seems extremely pathetic and stupid given they need all the fans they can f***ing get. Wouldn't surprise me with all their money if they started paying people to go. What if the ticket office employee wasn't a football fan (I know he's been a lot more newsworthy than that but still!) and had no idea who he was?!

Peterborough away free kick? We were right on line with it and it was a pearler!

They're mental! http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/dear-god-pt328984827.1257000/ http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/nations-tremble-as-the-mags.1257051/