Paully

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/apr/01/police-sunderland-newcastle-football-violence?CMP=share_btn_tw

You should try looking at the time first. That and the thread with the joke in it already, 13 hours ago Hebburn is several hours (and decades!) behind the rest of England so the timing was perfectly feasible!

Oh dear..... I was trying to do the fishing man!

I can't wait to hear that lovely mackem accent in full-flow! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3019705/Arsenal-vs-Liverpool-Premier-League-match-beam-teamtalks-live-world.html

Unreal how much garbage has an England cap! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3021242/England-s-shortest-careers-Ryan-Mason-played-16-minutes-debut-current-Premier-League-defender-played-two-minutes-Three-Lions.html

An weird unhealthy obsession without a doubt

Our recent record vs them is horrific! 1 win in 6 through there 1 win in 5 at home

Remember when many people were fooled into thinking that he was going to be a bit-part player and a replacement for Gosling!

That figure surely can't be right?!

I agree in one sense but they knew exactly what they were in for whereas all we knew was that an English billionaire had bought us with apparent good intentions!

From what I can remember KK had a bit of a battle with SJH to sign Beardsley for 1.5 mill. SJH was opposed to signing him due to his age but KK was convinced Beardsley still had loads to offer. KK was proven right. I'm sure KK actually lied to SJH about Pedro's ages to enable it to go through!

Apparently, the combined wages of the five on loan are 65K a week

He is an utter c***. Lock thread

Apologies if already posted! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/retailandconsumer/11495410/Sports-Direct-is-immoral-and-callous-say-MPs.html

Vile and disgusting club under the fat parasite so no surprise. No surprise that Pardew acted like a cunt too. To think these cheeky wankers used him on the front of the programme last weekend too! No shame at all!

"The fans expect to compete with Liverpool" Fuck off!

Tough area Biggest unemployment in the country WTF!

We wuz

Whats he said? He said he had to leave because of the fans breaking down the relationship between him and them!

Having a go at the fans

This cunt is on Goals on Sunday now!

Brenton Rodgers - what an utter bell-end! "He talked Balitelli through what Rodgers describes as his CORE principles. Commitment, Ownership, Responsibilities, Excellence. He explained in more detail what each one means. How a player had to take ownership of his role and responsibility for his own destiny. He scribbled a picture of a man with a crown on his head; because everyone is the king of their own destiny. He explained that the application of these four principles was the way to achieve consistency, comparing it to the role of a neuro surgeon whose fifth operation of the day needed to be every bit as good as his first"

King Wanker is apparently on Goals on Sunday this weekend!

Ha ha ha! True! 0-4 - steamy sensual foreplay!

0-4 - an absolute bumming!