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My thoughts! Didn't Pardew say that we'd made an offer to Barton in January to make him the highest paid player at the club on 60 K a week?

A few of his quotes - TOSSER! "In the middle of all the mayhem going on here, I need Scotty, Greeny and Cole to be honest with me. "I don't want to talk to them on the phone. I want them to look me in the eye and tell me what they want to do. "They might walk out of the office and say they don't really fancy working for me because I've got a northern accent. "Everywhere I've been I entertain the public, irrespective of the perception that Sam Allardyce plays long-ball football. "I'm only remembered at Newcastle for one fan jumping up in one game that TV keeps showing, but in my first 10 matches there I was the best thing since sliced bread.

Class! The 'Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba' bit has to get going!

Heartbeat tune (yes, pinched from The Dippers' Maxi Rodriguez song!) - Syyyyl-vain, Sylvaaaaain Marveaux, runs down the wing for me; de de de de de de de de de de de de de!

Up for sale according to today's Journal!

Sorry for posting this chaps if I caused fear! Someone put it on skunkers and I didn't really read it properly so I posted it on here so others could also feel my anguish too

:rant: :rant: http://www.orgullodenervion.com/noti...medium=twitter 1. Sevilla started the contacts to try to hire Coloccini Written by R. Arrocha Thursday June 16, 2011 00:30 Coloccini in a game with Newcastle He had warned Sevilla president Jose Maria del Nido, in the interview with various media on Monday at the club's official television of the importance of recruiting to strengthen the defense of a central 'type Squillaci, "a player with experience and with an age close to 30. That is, they chose a player with hierarchy, capable of leading the team from the back area and left for a second flat type defenses and Henrique Garay, Real Madrid and Barcelona, respectively, which, although reports Marcelino were positive after having had their orders to Racing Santander, was understood they were too young for what is to face next season after being one of the teams goleados the category. So, Sevilla have combed the market looking for a player of these characteristics and one that meets the conditions he wants the Spaniard coach and sports management is the Argentine Fabricio Coloccini, 29, and experienced in Spanish football after passing through Alaves, Atletico Madrid, Villarreal and Deportivo La Coruna club, the latter in which he spent three seasons and placed him as one of the players most sought by clubs Europe, as well as being for his country, Argentina. Contract until 2013 Now plays for Newcastle Coloccini English and has a contract until June 2013. He came to the British company after paying the club chaired by Lendoiro about 12 million, a prohibitive amount for the entity Nervión. And therein lies the main problem that will have the Sevilla interested in an important player for Newcastle and who does not want rid of their leader on defense. In the 2008-2009 season he played 32 league games and did the recently completed 35 times. So, it does not seem easy operation and as Monchi Marcelino are both aware of it. The first thing you want to know is if the player would be willing to return to the Spanish league and how economic conditions. If the player was interested in taking the step forward would be considered how likely would have to convince the British, for that would have the support of the player's agent, Marcelo Lombilla, good relations with the club Nervión. Given the difficulty that has this operation, in Seville, as is customary with such operations, are working on more options, more economical and feasible. Just do not be in any hurry and are expected to seize the opportunities of the market, plus it is due to receive money for the almost certain Romaric march, which the white club expects to place in Turkish football. Another player who could get money is by the side Dabo (Aston Villa are interested in), with which Marcelino looks do not count on too much, in addition to some of the discarded if Alfaro or Cala, with the club Sevilla claim to have some income. Similarly, the possible departure of Sevilla Kanoute would allow saving a significant amount of money in the form of Mali.

Set to lose their 3 best players in the space of 5 months!? http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Transfer-news-Sunderland-send-Asamoah-Gyan-for-sale-email-to-top-clubs-EXCLUSIVE-article746986.html

Baals - it looks like it is! I've just signed up for it so apologies!

Jose! themichaelowen that is insult to club and people you work with. not good comment friend!!

Parew quotes from .com "I spoke to Joey on the last day and I think we were both resigned that this contract was going to be a problem. Both of us are thinking next year we will be together and we will go on from there. "Unless it changes over the summer and there's a bid in that the board, myself and Joey feel works for Joey, I think he will be here for the start of the season. The thing about contracts is, times change. "I'm not upset about it. I was more upset when we thought we had agreed and there was a change of heart. I knew it would be a problem to come back from that. "There was a lot of history between Joey and the board before I arrived. I just wanted to be honest with Joey and match him with clarity. That's what I have done. "I've been open and up front with him - I made him the (acting) captain. We decided the best way was probably to wait for the season to end. Joey pulled all the way through and he will pull next year, even if he's in his last year; I know he will." "We have been waiting to see his (Jose Enrique's) representatives, they are due here in the early part of next week. We are going to make Jose a very, very good offer and we are hoping he is going to accept it. We are realistic about Jose, because the ball is in his court on that one, not in ours. He will be offered a fantastic contract here, he knows that, but still it is going to be down to his decision. I am still hopeful." On the possibility that messrs Coloccini and Gutierrez could opt to follow Enrique out of SJP: "Of course, but there is nothing we can do about that. All we can do is bring the best possible players in."

It could be interesting this! http://twitter.com/#!/Joey7Barton

Juve away http://img.over-blog.com/550x701/3/88/03/34/bxh-fxy-/juveaway.jpeg

Interview; http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/podcasts/manchester/spotlight/spotlight_20110505-1203a.mp3

Rooney! http://yfrog.com/h2cjceij

:colo: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/north-east-news/evening-chronicle-news/2011/05/12/nufc-stars-turn-out-at-cramlington-bingo-club-72703-28681218/

"We introduced ourselves to the world a few years ago when Darren Bent scored with a beach ball but we're now in there for football reasons" Niall Quinn, on Premier League World, 20 minutes ago

ESPN Classic (429), 10pm tonight - SHEARER!

The Soccerette this week is definitely worth watching NUFC fan and former Miss Newcastle and Miss Great Britain - Sophie Gradon!

Canny interview! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1359989/Steve-Harpers-glove-story-Newcastle-keeper-seen-18-years.html

I know it's just The Mail........ http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1359681/Joey-Barton-depart-Newcastle-Hamburg-Toon-offer-leave-deal.html

Pinched from Celtic but it sounded class yesterday! Especially the "de de de de de de" bit when everyone was jumping around! Tune - Just can't get enough - Depeche Mode / The Saturdays! When I see Newcastle, I go out of my head, I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough, All the things you do to me and all the things you said, I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough, We slip and slide as we fall in love and I just can't seem to get enough, OH! de de de de de der der!

Rumour on skunkers that he got a hiding outside of The Fed Brewery last night

Ashley using his mate and Thierry Henry to spin things the other way now! Remember when Keegan was deluded for wanting to sign Henry and Lampard in the summer of 2008?! Fat wanker

The texts in fulll; http://www.fansonline.net/newcastleunited/article.php?id=599