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He genuinely does hate Abeid, doesn't he?! Jesus wept! "Tim has been fantastic. He has been one of the big leaders, the characters this season. “He can’t take any criticism for the goal. Absolutely not and it’s important your goalkeeper makes the important saves for you.” Carver looked back on the goal that won it and said: “Mehdi Abeid should have dealt better with it. “Tim couldn’t deal with that. It was a 100mph backpass.”

Derby Sheff Utd Swindon Bury Shrewsbury 14/1

http://mobile.nufc.co.uk/default.aspx?s=news-display&aid=4542476

King etc have just been on SSN and I don't think there's much chance of Dekka returning to their board!

Comical Dekka has been voted off the board!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/article-2981041/HOT-NOT-Steven-Gerrard-s-special-song-John-Carver-talking-b-cks-Ian-Poulter-goes-wet-wild.html DUGOUT HONESTY John Carver may not last long at Newcastle so let's enjoy him. Fan on Wednesday: 'Obertan is rubbish. Why don't you b****ck him?'. Carver: 'I have bloody b****cked him!!!'. Obertan – standing 10 yards away – chose not to contribute.

"Classy" https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=783676008378725

If the screengrab I have seen is true, he's bang to rights. The one that keeps getting shared is a picture of his girlfriend and she is stunning! http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/03/05/8936959511e7a310d439c55a180f7eab.jpg http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/03/05/a18cb4968aa0b55eb6c49b1576d43b1a.jpg http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/03/05/673bc9a8fb8ea338d553009875189620.jpg

Jesus - you're weirdly obsessed with Colo - why on earth mention him here? Odd!

Seriously, what drugs is Ryder on?! "Gone are the days when Newcastle grappled with Man United for the Premier League title but Geordie fans still enjoy bringing the Red Devils down a peg or two. But also gone are the likes of Eric Cantona, Ryan Giggs, Roy Keane, David Beckham and Paul Scholes. Indeed, on paper, Newcastle United have a much better chance of a result this time around." http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastles-sammy-ameobi-young-remember-8762230

He's ticking all the boxes for the fat wanker http://www.givemesport.com/551603-daryl-janmaat-would-fit-into-manchester-united-system-john-carver?autoplay=on

Jesus wept! John Carver has to prove that he can improve Newcastle United - and the process starts now http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-prove-can-improve-8762991 Shared by the Newcastle Chronicle App iOS: http://bit.ly/chronicleapp Android: http://bit.ly/chronicleandroid

"Delighted" - Jesus wept http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/mike-ashley-delighted-newcastle-uniteds-8762674

Port Vale knocked me for 2K tonight - £15 on 7 and the other 6 won - bastards!

http://talksport.com/football/shearer-wrong-newcastle-are-not-devoid-ambition-carver-tells-talksport-150303138436

Some decent questions here

.com Awards: Toon teen trinkets This year's Sport Newcastle awards took place on Monday evening and the Wor Jackie award for the most promising Newcastle United academy product was carried off by Rolando Aarons. Although currently sidelined through injury, the 19 year -old winger made a startling impact for the first team earlier in the season after catching the eye when given an opportunity during pre-season friendly matches. Jamaican-born Rolando linked up with United in April 2012 following his release by Bristol City and after debuting for the U18 side made a successful transition to the reserves the following February. Meanwhile, goalkeeper Freddie Woodman received an early birthday gift in the shape of the Jack Hixon Trophy - recognition for his elevation to the Newcastle first team squad at the age of 17 (he turns 18 later this week). Named after the famed local scout who "discovered" Alan Shearer, that award is given to Tyneside's most promising youngster and was first presented at the 2010 event, staged shortly after Hixon's passing. Wor Jackie award winners: 2015 Rolando Aarons 2014 Adam Armstrong 2013 Sammy Ameobi 2012 Remi Streete 2011 Jak Alnwick 2010 Brad Inman 2009 Nile Ranger 2008 Kazenga LuaLua 2007 Andy Carroll 2006 Matty Pattison 2005 Paul Huntington 2004 Martin Brittain 2003 Peter Ramage 2002 Steven Taylor 2001 Shola Ameobi 2000 Gary Caldwell 1999 Michael Chopra 1998 Aaron Hughes Jack Hixon Trophy winners: 2015 Freddie Woodman 2014 Mackenzie Heaney 2013 Adam Armstrong 2012 Alex Gilliead 2011 Adam Campbell 2010 Remi Streete PS: Elsewhere on Monday, mackem Adam Johnson was recognised for his services to youth coaching - by Durham Constabulary.

You an get 20/19 for a Man Utd win - odds against! Jesus Christ on a moped!

Roma and BTTS is 7/1 Power Play on Paddy Power

http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/03/02/3ebd62426d3ae7587e7ac60890ef777d.jpg What a mug!

@danroan: England & Sunderland footballer Adam Johnson arrested on suspicion of sex with 15-year-old schoolgirl

@danroan: Breaking: Durham Police confirm to us a 27 year-old man has been arrested on suspicion of sexual activity with a girl aged under 16

His goal celebrations were also better. Not at Fratton Park in injury time they weren't! Awful day that - coming back on the coach, we were overtaken by many Smoggie buses celebrating winning The League Cup!

I've got the popcorn out eagerly awaiting Ronaldo's response to this! Fabricio Coloccini is one of the Premier League's only 'proper leaders', says Newcastle head coach http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/fabricio-coloccini-one-premier-leagues-8739264