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Oh dear, not the best of choice of words.......... michael owen‏@themichaelowen What a game this is. Bradford are on fire! #carlingcup

God Bless Debuchy's Feet. Viva Debuchy's feet, Long live Debuchy's feet. C'est Magnifique, Debuchy's feet.....Debuchy's feet......Debuchy's feet!

Nasri - full backs are supposed to follow the centre half not stand 5 yards behind the line - Santon didn't move Jelavic - dragged out to right back as there was no right back there If you're being serious that is!

Matt Debuchy on the right hand side, Matt Debuchy on the right hand side, Matt Debuchy on the right hand side!

John the badge was murdered yesterday - some will know him - RIP

Knee's are good, knee's are good, Demba's knee's are good! Was better. Ha ha! True mate! Mine might help some fans get the lyrics actually correct :-)

Curtis Good, Curtis Good, Curtis Good, is good!

Victoria and David Beckham = Posh and Becks Tulisa and Danny Simpson = Nosh and Bench

There was a man known as Marty, his track suit was all raggy and clarty, they went out the cup, it all went tits up, and that was the end of the party!

If you look at our team that won there last season to our probable team this season then we're a hell of a lot better! R Taylor - Santon Barton - HBA Obertan - Cisse Shola - Ba

Get back to what worked so well towards the end of last season - 4-3-3 with Cisse in the middle and get into the bastards! Ba might be scoring but we aren't playing anywhere near as well as a team! Or well at all!

Top player, top man, top captain http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/fabricio-coloccini-my-bus-rides-to-a-brighter-life-8219006.html

http://www.true-faith.co.uk/sunderland_a_preview.html

The SMB is superb viewing - Jesus - I honestly can't believe some of them posters are actually real people!

New live games announced; Mon 3 - Wigan H 8pm Mon 10 - Fulham a 8pm Sat 15 - Man C H 12.45pm Jan 2 - Everton H 8pm

10% stake of Rangers http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/home-news/sports-tycoon-mike-ashley-to-buy-stake-in-rangers.18397998?

You have already posted it in the right thread. I couldn't find it! Ha!

Hartlepool away, Tuesday 7th August - 7.30pm

Tuesday 7th August, 7.30pm

Less the Hebburn-bashing please, tossers

He will sign next week when Cabaye returns to training!

Martin O'Neill is set for the Leeds Utd job after successful talks with Ken Bates http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/483994_10150968722923105_1485012267_n.jpg

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/396736_10150954976473105_2065061134_n.jpg

Paddy Power did too - I had a £20 double on us beating Liverpool and The Rock to beat John Cena

Just read this - repeated 9.30am today on SS2 http://www.nufcfans.co.uk/jonas-gutierrez-and-fabricio-coloccini-have-a-barbecue-and-play-fifa/