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226 players at Parma!? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2416860/Chelseas-Dutch-enclave-shows-transfer-market-like-cattle-market--Martin-Samuel.html

Dyer and Speed in the middle as well! Robert was absolutely magic and is the best left winger I've seen at NUFC! Ginola was a lot more skilful but Robert produced a hell of a lot more!

They only have 2 forwards I think. Fair play to him mind - he knows he's in for a rough rude!

@NUFC_Stats: ‘John Carver playing golf at work. Confirming he has never met JFK. Says club is a shambles. Option to buy Remy tho’ (via @will90barker)

I bet he scores and slides on his bastard knees!

Ha ha @Azzurri_Ltd: Azzurri would like to announce Paolo di Canio will play in Milan Glorie team in Steve harpers charity match 11 September @steveharper37

'Time for Change' http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/newcastle-united-fans-plan-mike-5850798 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/nufc-fans-hope-replace-mike-5850805

Harper is on Soccer AM after the adverts!

Has anybody got those quotes from SJH about why Ashley only bought the club to advertise Sports Direct?

Just seen this on Facebook! When you make all your tops In your Asian sweatshops That's Mike Ashley When you bring Joe Kinnear To broadcast full of beer That's Mike Ashley When we nearly go down Then you hire a clown That's Mike Ashley When we're sure you know That it's time to go That's Mike Ashley When we don't want you here Please fuck off with Kinnear That's Mike Ashley When your takings are doon 'Cos you shafted the Toon That's Mike Ashley When the Toon party starts On the day you depart That's Mike Ashley When we give you a clue That we fucking hate you That's Mike Ashley So will you get our club You fat lying mug That's Mike Ashley

Jon the Geordie :-) http://www.true-faith.co.uk/?p=1513

Colo Jonas Raylor

@neilashton_: Dennis Wise now tweeting merrily. Good luck, @11denniswise.

Ha ha! “I have to say, for 45 minutes until Steven got sent off, I thought we did pretty well" “But we’ll still have 50,000 in there on Saturday afternoon against a West Ham side who will make it difficult for us to play and don’t let you play any kind of attractive football if they can help it" http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport...castle-5780383

http://m.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/breakdown-of-mike-ashley-s-transfer-dealings-reveal-18m-profit-1-5973100

That's a pen or pencil like. Well Joe is smoking it! Ha ha!

He looks blotto! I hope any talks aren't until late tomorrow! Nice cigar!

Look at all the publicity the deal has attracted and the numerous references to Sports Direct - it wouldn't surprise me at all

SSN just said we flew to France today for talks with Cabaye's representatives

Ryder's going for him now! http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/joe-kinnear-judged-signings---5744011

Just been on SSN Group are extremely fit Good preparation for Monday Remy no timescale due to having no pre-season We've been actively pursuing players Hopes to get 1 or 2 more in We have a strong squad Joe's position here is to make sure the transfers come in

I haven't yet read it fully but plenty of waffle from the porn mafia! http://www.kumb.com/qa.php?id=39

Totally agree, difference is Souness resigned, this knacker would hang on to the bitter end. That Scottish pig did not resign! He was sacked oddly enough after a night match hammering off.......Man City!

Ha ha ha ha! The weight of the 'tache knocked him off!

:lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2LuZWi4c6gc