Ronaldo

The irony in him returning as a director of football.

What's the difference? He's already confirmed he doesn't see HBA out wide.

Deserves to be in the team, like. Just not in that ridiculous position.

Lampard in holding midfield.

Someone buy Guthrie some gloves.

Teesside Magistrates' Court. Brings back such lovely 2007-based memories.

Me too.

The Chronicle said that Sven wanted Ramage in the England squad.

Didn't Trap once actually piss his pants in the dugout?

He must be up against Simpson.

Should be blatantly obvious.

http://www.journallive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2011/10/28/nile-ranger-is-back-in-the-fold-at-newcastle-61634-29676248/ Contract cancelled.

Lindisfarne Close is in Jesmond.

Smith has a trick too: it's called costing my team goals within minutes.

If he goes to Liverpool, Daglish has had it.

Probably, given that three of them aren't PL footballers and the other's a complete tool.

3 out of 5 correct, your getting closer Give us another clue.

Penis?

Paedos?

Pricks?

'Polish' has 6 letters.

Phil Thompson said he gave the worst performance he'd ever seen from a Frenchman. Phil is never wrong.

You've already conceded that you weren't at the game. Give it up.

I'm sure we would've.

Bang on. He's already turned the chance of football at Leeds. He'd rather make more money not playing than drop down a division and actually earn his money. Greedy prick. If someone offered you double your salary to sit at home and do nowt, would you? I probably would. I'd also laugh at anyone who called me a 'good pro' or asserted that I 'held the club together'.