Ronaldo

Don't think Ranger's football is any worse than his athleticism TBH. Most of the good stuff I've seen him do included a good amount of technique. Athletically he's spot on, man. As a footballer, he's most certainly not.

I'll believe in God when someone strangles you with that soup-stained excuse for a tie, Luke. Horrible little bastard.

Athletic talent, yes. Footballing talent, not so sure.

An injury to Demba Ba and we most certainly won't do that, or anything like that.

We lose the first two games and he will be on the ropes, especially if we go into the season with no more signings.

He's completely thick. It's evident in his football at times.

A tour to Afghanistan is worth that end result.

Balotelli's a tool.

Jonas can't half strike a ball.

Can't see Mancini standing for much more. He'll be out the door soon.

Upson is absolute crap. I'd rather Kadar get the occasional game, and that's saying something.

Yep. All far better players.

Of course he is, and we're better off that way too.

Baggio says he's coming. Baggio is rarely wrong, unless he's on about boxing.

Tiote, Smith, Jonas and Gosling. Not sure why anyone expected any creativity from that lot.

Get rid of Lovenkrands and our options improve massively.

It shouldn't be worrying, like. He's been doing it for 7 years.

Columbus Crew will anihilate us.

Worst friendly ever.

What a fucking joke.

Not Colo.

Jose is scum.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcpaOpWvX34

The dance basically serves as the half-time analysis.

Looks like a god on YT, like.