Ronaldo

s***, now I'm nervous about August. Yeah, i was wondering if you'd be in otwn Ronaldo - generally speaking - you are here every summer...I wonder if Alan Smith will take a trip to BBQ Bar on Orange ave for old time sake... Yeah mate, i'm spending a month in Florida from the 25th August. If he does, glass him and i'll take the blame.

Smith on. I've just tried to put everything I own on Kansas winning. Skybet said no.

Nah, i'm not having that. It's over.

See ya. His career clearly ended tonight.

I'm going to track this cunt down and kick the living shit out of him when i'm in the States next month. Hope The Department of Homeland Security isn't reading.

:lol:

Got to sign N'Zogbia now.

Don't worry, Shola will give him a lovely hug at full time.

Cheers, friendo.

Where does Carr say he loves him?

Why is the stupid bastard wearing a vest?

Down to 9 when Smith comes on.

At this point, i'd take him.

instead I'm hearing we've got Jonas at left back and Lovenkrands on the right wing. I mean really: what the merry f***? Will probably find out soon that Marveaux is in goal and Tim Krul is playing right back. I f***ing despair sometimes, I really do. Why can we just not play players in their correct positions once in a while? Almost as f***ed up as when we stuck Ameobi out wide as a winger. And beat Pardew's West Ham.

Going to be a god.

It's criminal that Daniel Stern has never been cast as a pedophile. He could have been to nonces everywhere what Pacino is to gangsters.

Deflated.

Skirge's abbreviations. Proper love them, they're a total staple of the forum. Agree, they're fkn class. Marv man ffs, it's brilliant. He's turned a glamorous, handsome enigma of a French footballer into a dirty old man with binoculars with the mere subtraction of 4 vital letters. http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/741/marvy.jpg

Last Friday.

Oh, good, Shitinhands is playing.

What a scoop.

The poster?

I got the impression he was on about Milner or N'zogbia, but his perception of time is well off.

Someone post that pic from Simpson.