Ronaldo

No more Smith, ever.

No chance, man. What would Larsson have given us this season?

Are you from Jersey?

Shola isn't getting on the end of chances, though. He's ambling around, falling over and trying to conserve his energy in the hope a cross will eventually land on his head. He's looked shocking throughout pre-season.

So that's 3 times or more you've seen him out in 3 different parts of the country. I'm surprised you haven't been served a restraining order.

I'd be worried if he wasn't getting the chances. Like the other striking 'options.'

Nolan was fucking useless in 3 out of 4 games. I love seeing our best lineup without him there, even if we will miss his leadership.

We just give him the Oba, Oba-fem song.

On the plus side, that second lineup won't constantly gift the ball (and the points) to Stoke City and Blackburn at SJP.

I wouldn't quite go that far, but Forster killed his chances with that game at Elland Road.

You all knew who I meant.

Anelka will surely get shipped out soon.

:ilikeitwhenyoureinsideme:

If by 'long' you mean Leon Best, yes.

Always, without fail.

Been told there will be 4 in total before the end of the window including 2 big names. Skirge doesn't count, mate.

Quite despicable.

Cabaye has a eye for the best pass on the pitch, which means should Cuntenkrands or Shita actually get a game, they won't be getting the ball. Great signing.

PM.

Yes. Yes I am. This particular cocktail is bringing back memories of Best scoring 2 and winning a penalty in a 4-4 draw.

I'd love to see that. Best and Ba will eat that lot for breakfast.

Barton couldn't bully a 6-year-old, let alone a black lad.

As things stand he's replacing a valuable first team player ffs. And Parky, why didn't Ferguson send him out on loan, it's not like he isn't fond of doing so. Such a negative guy.

Leeds are fucking shite.

You should be worried about yourself after such a baffling comment. How on earth would Barton tear Gibbs apart?