Ronaldo

I do too, but my intentions are slightly more sinister.

I'd happily stroke it. A kiss is going a bit too far.

We'd be left with about 16 players if we applied that logic throughout.

Wish this was 3 weeks later so I could go along. Should be fun seeing the players cope with that heat.

The thread title is disrespectful.

Leon's legs, man.

A reference to Shakespeare from Dinho lad? Seen it all now.

would love to see tiote put him out for most of the season. What a truly abysmal human being you are.

He didn't look bulky last week. Just the angle of the shot most probably.

50 today!

"The sunshine state of Orlando." Dickheads.

Quite right.

I heard he looked decent but really, really slow.

That would fit perfectly. On the transfer merry-go-round, we get cash.

Part of me agrees with QBG, like. Would be a shame for the majority - who like a pint before the game and at half time. But for too many c***s, watching a game of football is simply another piece of the weekend binge jigsaw, and serving booze at the ground facilitates this.

Nah, he's not better than Young. Better to build a team around perhaps, but not better as a component in a machine like Man U.

Vile abuse. The man deserves to be hung from his bollocks and hit with sticks. Disgusting old b******.

Jurassic Park.

Skinny little bastards. I'd like to see them all beaten to within an inch of their lives.

Vuckic is pretty crap.

Best is superb.

What an absolute prick.

Great article. Touches on what I said (to Cajun?) last week about Bobby knowing which of his assets required the most leniency.

You don't watch much football, do you, TRon?