Ronaldo

I didn't want him to get injured, just don't think it's a shame. Arsenal and England can suck my left nut.

Ameobi and Ba.

In other words, not a shame at all.

Promised to 'run his bollocks off' for Pardew. Obviously the sentiment doesn't apply to pre-season friendlies.

Hope to see him at home against some of the lesser sides, when frankly Jonas is usually as much use as a traffic cone on casters.

Last time I defend Mike Williamson to my mates, like. He could have learnt a thing or two from Andy O'Brien today. Pathetic.

Sounds like another game in which the 'big players' couldn't have given two shits.

Vuckic is actually pushing for a starting place.

Taylor and Krul pretty safe for Arsenal then.

Taylor for the no.9 shirt.

Simpson is crap.

Simpson getting raped by Championship players? Doesn't sound like him at all.

Jonas, man. I hope Marveaux pisses on his face in training.

Ba looks crap.

Sounds like Taylor is all over the place.

There goes Forster for no.1.

I know, I caught the end of Grayson's interview.

Oh, great. Music.

Your mother deserves the fucking armband.

Be quiet, man. It means nothing.

Yeah, we'd really have to 'pay way over the odds' to displace crap like Shola Ameobi.

Forster has now started 3 out of 5 games in pre-season. Owt to read into?

We're using the friendly with Fiorentina to tap up Gila.

True. We had a bid in the region of £2m rejected.

Jonas would be completely wasted that high up the pitch, especially against Arsenal.