Ronaldo

Wondering why all I could see was news of him being tagged in Cameron Pywell's photo.

How f***ing great is it that we won't be worrying about Smith and Guthrie being in the team next season? Strength in depth for the midfield is f***ing brilliant right now.

Jesus, what a guy.

Against Arsenal I'd go for it for the set-piece threat.

Erm, probably. I'd almost rather play Alan fucking Smith as a supporting striker. Barton has nothing that would make him a success off the striker.

Barton ahead of Cabaye. Yeah, right.

Cant argue with that, but I wouldn't want to see all 3 of our CB's on the pitch at once. Begging for an injury, that. Coloccini is like Bruce Willis in Unbreakable, all he needs is a cape. Williamson is pretty robust when he isn't trying to push weights with those skinny arms.

Taylor gives us far more going forward.

The best thing he ever did was 'sexually assault' Nicole Bass.

He doesn't have a clue what he's talking about. He's trying to score points.

It's only Arsenal, man. They're basically pretty crap.

He spent a fair chunk of his summer there - probably because he didn't declare his previous clashes with the law. If he keeps this nonsense up he'll never get past the DHS ever again. Constantly trying to look big and clever, it's pathetic.

Krul Taylor Williamson Coloccini Enrique Barton Tiote Cabaye Jonas Marveaux Ba is how I'd line up against the Arsenal scum.

Now he's making anti-American statements on Twitter. What an idiot, man.

If he cant leave the US it is probably something to do with his ability to get back into the UK and work visa paperwork. Someone at the club wants sacking over this. Other clubs manage to tour more exotic places than Orlando without incident. Yep. The Cabaye and Tiote problems are inexcusable.

How stupid our staff are, more likely.

"Taylor set to be an important sqaud player." How?

Steel, creativity, and productive athleticism in that midfield. Potentially sensational.

Eh? You've just named two completely different types of striker.

Speed+Lee Nah, Lee was just about on his last legs when Speed arrived. Speed - Dyer was a better CM.

He shouldn't be anywhere near our team. Not as a starter, but he has amply proven that he's capable of finishing off the weaker teams, a feat Owen, Viduka and Martins didn't manage. Combined with the fact that we now have a more creative midfield capable of supplying him with passes in space, he should start home and away against such teams. That will also give us the opportunity to rest key members such as HBA and Ba. Christ.

I see.

Perhaps because he was arguably our most important player at the time? You might as well complain that grass is green instead of pink.

Can't see us having 3 strikers better than Leon Best in the squad anytime soon, like.

Best showed in his 9 or 10 starts that he's a Premier League player imo. With Long it's an expensive risk. He has a lovely touch, Long. But I think he's one of those strikers who'd go missing against the better sides.