Ronaldo

Pathetic.

Shola could in the early days. Hopefully this particular gene doesn't develop in Sammy's case. He was the slowest player I'd ever seen when he was 19.

At least this one can run.

Gateshead took the lead after some drunk rolled the ball past Harper.

Has he actually left yet?

Intelligent Joey has even managed to get the lyrics wrong.

Cuntbias is far worse.

Perch and Ranger shouldn't be anywhere near.

Where the hell would Arsenal play him? He'd last 2 games in CM at most.

Rossi. We had him on the bench behind Shola, Sibierski and Luque.

Best would easily manage 10 league goals with an extended run in the team.

That would have sat right on here, 2 years back.

McKay is living in a fantasy world. Champions League player.

I'd rather have Jonas or Gosling in a midfield 3.

I do mind. I'm just not hugely bothered about it.

I like him very much as a player, and have defended him time after time when I thought the criticism was unwarranted and his value to the team was being underrated by some.

This is exactly right. Some seem to have this image of him as a durable, tough-tackling powerhouse with a terrific engine. He's anything but.

Barcelona.

In the middle he's the square root of shite, Matt. Gets bullied far too often and no longer has the legs to be considered a grafter. He's a wide-midfielder who sometimes drifts inside, usually to the team's detriment. Whatever gap Barton leaves, I'm convinced Cabaye will more than fill it.

Barton a grafter, yeah right. He might try hard, but a lot of players do.

If Shola gets a new contract i'll sell my season ticket. Not paying money to watch League One standard cunts like that waste of space piss about the pitch.

Thing is, he'd just be a backup to Cabaye this season. He wouldn't be happy with that.

Went into Sports Direct today. Gorgeous lass behind the desk asked me to buy a bag because it would entitle her to more hours over the summer.

Yeah.

Part of me thinks this is what he wanted all along.