Ronaldo

instead I'm hearing we've got Jonas at left back and Lovenkrands on the right wing. I mean really: what the merry f***? Will probably find out soon that Marveaux is in goal and Tim Krul is playing right back. I f***ing despair sometimes, I really do. Why can we just not play players in their correct positions once in a while? Almost as f***ed up as when we stuck Ameobi out wide as a winger. And beat Pardew's West Ham.

Going to be a god.

It's criminal that Daniel Stern has never been cast as a pedophile. He could have been to nonces everywhere what Pacino is to gangsters.

Deflated.

Skirge's abbreviations. Proper love them, they're a total staple of the forum. Agree, they're fkn class. Marv man ffs, it's brilliant. He's turned a glamorous, handsome enigma of a French footballer into a dirty old man with binoculars with the mere subtraction of 4 vital letters. http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/741/marvy.jpg

Last Friday.

Oh, good, Shitinhands is playing.

What a scoop.

The poster?

I got the impression he was on about Milner or N'zogbia, but his perception of time is well off.

Someone post that pic from Simpson.

I do too, but my intentions are slightly more sinister.

I'd happily stroke it. A kiss is going a bit too far.

We'd be left with about 16 players if we applied that logic throughout.

Wish this was 3 weeks later so I could go along. Should be fun seeing the players cope with that heat.

The thread title is disrespectful.

Leon's legs, man.

A reference to Shakespeare from Dinho lad? Seen it all now.

would love to see tiote put him out for most of the season. What a truly abysmal human being you are.

He didn't look bulky last week. Just the angle of the shot most probably.

50 today!

"The sunshine state of Orlando." Dickheads.

Quite right.

I heard he looked decent but really, really slow.

That would fit perfectly. On the transfer merry-go-round, we get cash.