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It's incredible to think that Simpson, Lovenkrands and both Taylors ( ) have ended up in his position at some point, like. Mental decision, absolute incredible.

Tiote has won us far more points than he's lost us. That said, he's almost the definition of an away player as his awareness and poor decision making is exposed when he's forced to move higher up the pitch.

I must say, there's something seriously wrong with having 9 men behind the ball in injury time when you're 1-0 down. Funny how you didn't mention any of that when Depor were doing the same against Real although being in a draw situation. Still funny. What?

I must say, there's something seriously wrong with having 9 men behind the ball in injury time when you're 1-0 down.

The squad players have to be about the worst in the league, like. Beyond our best Xl and around 3 others there's nobody i'm happy to see playing for us. Shocking.

Great play by Lionel.

Yes, lots.

Harper 8 Taylor 3 Simpson 5 Williamson 7 Coloccini 6 Enrique 6 Simpson 5 Tiote 6.5 Nolan 5 Jonas 7 Best 7 Lovenkrands 1 Shola 6 Ferguson 6.5

Mike Tyson made that exact mistake after being beaten-up by Lennox Lewis for 8 rounds. What's your excuse?

Hughton was a complete arsehole, though. Pardew's at least a nice fella.

I thought it was because you were comparing him to Andy Cole. He was playing today wasn't he? Again with that, you utter fairy?

What on earth are you on about? What's not clear about personally not wanting to have to wait for us to bring on Kuqi with 6 minutes to go? Tired of Lovenkrands staying on the pitch for ages with no hope of scoring. Lovenkrands played 90 mins, mate.

It was just to get a bite from the teenage nonces on the forum.

What on earth are you on about?

Zamora and Shola are both tall and black.

And i'd rather have Coloccini at CB and Shola up front instead of Lovenkrands. Make sense?

Your point being?

Stoke are fucking abysmal, we should be aiming for 3 points with Barton back.

He is like, and I'm not judging that off today, I've never, ever rated him. He backs off and doesn't have a clue when to actually make a challenge. The only things he has going for him as a defender are his physical attributes - he is strong and above-average in the air... His reading of the game and positional sense leave an incredible amount to be desired. It's true, like. We'll never get anywhere with players like Steven Taylor consistently in the team. Still think Taylor is better than Williamson? On this evidence, no. But there's not a great deal in it at CB.

There's more than a gilmmer of hope, man. There's an abundance of evidence from his 9 games than he belongs at this level.

He is like, and I'm not judging that off today, I've never, ever rated him. He backs off and doesn't have a clue when to actually make a challenge. The only things he has going for him as a defender are his physical attributes - he is strong and above-average in the air... His reading of the game and positional sense leave an incredible amount to be desired. It's true, like. We'll never get anywhere with players like Steven Taylor consistently in the team.

I really like him. He gets chances and finishes a good amount of them.

Has to start every game now, sadly.

I've seen that several times, not sure what you're getting at.

He's so bad with players running at him, like. Shocking lack of agility. One of the reasons we should sell him the minute someone is stupid enough to offer a few million.