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Of course you wouldn't, Dyer at his best was ten times the player Nolan is. We waited for a long time to do what he did in 06-07, though. His finishing was always his weakness, till it was too late.

And the 6 seasons before that? He was a poor finisher, scared to put his foot through the ball.

That's not him at all.

His finishing was abysmal for most of his time here.

You can do a lot better than that, TRon.

He'll be back.

Dyer had far more natural talent than Nolan, he just never made the best of it for a variety of reasons - some of them his own fault. Nolan wasn't blessed with much talent with the ball at his feet, but his positional awareness, Coloccini-like robustness and leadership abilities have got him where he is. He's also developed over time into one of the best finishers in the league.

Ideally he won't even be in the starting Xl next season.

Becchio would make an excellent squad player. Great attitiude, runs his bollocks off and has real quality with his feet and head.

Snodgrass isn't really a 'winger' as such. He's a creative force who likes to drift. Top player who'd do a good job at PL level. I've been wanting us to sign him and Becchio for years now.

Atkinson's a disgrace, like.

Everton have reverted to type, spoilers with no real quality. Hope we dick 'em.

Snodgrass is a hell of a player.

We have a far better manager now and hopefully better player soon. We'll see.

Harper's taller than 183, man.

That's pathetic.

Load of shite. He's a very average Championship player who thinks he's about ten times better than he actually is.

Nolan isn't in form, not really. Certainly not international form, anyway. He's doing Ok and went on a pretty good run of scoring in the first half of the season.

He was asked the question..in typically KK fashion,he answered it honestly.One of the reasons I love Keegan so much is his emotion and wearing his heart on his sleeve,which went a long way to getting players to play for him...imo.I think if Kevin asked me to run through a brick wall ,I'd do it,such is the passion he's showed for our club down the years. Leadership by charisma. It's part of what made him possibly the best manager we've ever had.

Based on this year, DJ Campbell is better than Drogba, Torres and Rooney. It doesn't work like that, mate.

Clattenberg should never be allowed anywhere near a football match in an official capacity ever again. Rooney should be banned for the rest of the season.

Tomfoolery. God I love that word.

Perhaps because Lampard's about a hundred times the player.

Messi's taking the piss, man. Surely?

Yeah, you'd think people regarded the N'Zogbia bid as a complete joke and the transfer had no chance of materialising or something. Idiots with conspiracy theories. They should all be locked up.