Ronaldo

He'd hopefully get shot, perfect fit for both parties.

Taken Blefuscu's sparkling advice, clearly.

That they want to survive?

They won the CL in 2009 and were robbed of a place in the final in 2010.

Alan Smith was Parker's replacement.

Jonas is one of the least exciting wingers i've ever seen play regularly at NUFC.

Tevez has the same number of goals from open play, having played one more game in a far superior team.

He's 22 and the best striker in the league, less than £30m would be nowt short of a sick joke. Best striker in the league? f***ing hell... He isn't even the most "in form" striker in the league man. Who is? And don't give me any rubbish about Tevez or Berbatov.

Eh? He's still young, English and scoring freely. Rightly or wrongly, that guarantees a silly price tag. If he was at a club with a better pool of talent we'd be challenging for Europe and still wouldn't be selling him, let alone for less. It's common sense and it happens all the time, a clubs "prized asset" will allways have an inflated price tag and they will be reluctant to sell for anything other than a silly fee due to his imprortance to the team. If Carroll was at Manchester United there is absolutely no way they would turn down 20 million for him Unbelievable.

Playing Ben Arfa and Barton out of position to accomodate Jonas '5 assists in 55 games' Gutierrez. Nice job. Not to mention the fact that Nolan doesn't perform without two strikers in front of him.

He's 22 and the best striker in the league, less than £30m would be nowt short of a sick joke.

Rather have Pedro in that side.

Instead of?

Xavi's irreplaceable.

He wouldn't get a game there.

Yep. It seems a little hypocritical to me that Allardyce's style is (rightfully) despised on here, yet Jonas is pretty much adored. He's a functional player, there to win free kicks and waste time.

Alan Smith?

Was he the one who barely shut up about Coloccini the entire game?

Won £65 thanks to us drawing. Stuck it on Barca scoring 4+ at 4/5. Decent day.

Yeah, Derek will sort him.

Iniesta.

He's always going to struggle to make an impact at this level.

Pardew > Mourinho.

He isn't worth your wages, let alone his.

Anything less than £40m and I wouldn't need to think for a second. He's virtually priceless.