Ronaldo

Pretty sure that was Tiote.

Whickham's the type of player we'd have signed during Bobby's time, even without the Ipswich connection. Unlikely in 2010, though. Far too expensive.

It's better on page 1.

Not according to the photos.

If Lovenkrands scored with every touch he'd end up with almost 20 goals a season, nobody expects that.

The positives outweight the negatives. He's scored more goals in the last year than Jonas has in his entire career. He can cross, too.

Adam would only get into our side as a direct replacement for Nolan. This is basically what I wanted to happen in the summer.

Enrique is a very good defender, he can deal with a maverick/enigma in front on him. Olivier Bernard managed it, for crying out loud.

Taarabt is brilliant at picking the ball up deep and running at players. He'd be useful on either flank, imo.

You've missed the point. If we were to sign Taarabt, Jonas would be on the bench, playing with his pigtails.

Eh? Jonas, not Ash. Why would signing Taarabt mean the end of Jonas/him out of the side? Because i'm an optimist. Surely it'd be better to sign a left winger to play on the left wing if you want him out of the side so badly? Clearly, but the article links Taarabt.

Eh? Jonas, not Ash. Why would signing Taarabt mean the end of Jonas/him out of the side? Because i'm an optimist.

Eh? Jonas, not Ash.

See ya, Jonas.

I waited 10 seconds, then turned the TV off.

Someone in the mould of Alberto Gilardino. EDIT: Type it into Google and see what you get. Must have missed that rumour.

Correct.

Rob Lee? Close, but no.

Throw a f***ing toaster in there and we're laughing. Well I am anyway. I'd laugh louder if it was a grenade.

Bad as each other. Surprised both of them didn't try to swim.

A year ago I thought he was very promising, but I didn't think he'd improve at this rate. Good RB, more than good enough at this level.

Warnock was the MOTD2 pundit when we beat the unwashed 3-2 back in 05. I clearly remember him saying that Shola had 'every attribute going' and would be a hell of a player one day. *On the subject of pundits and Shola, when we played City (a) this season, a certain ESPN 'expert' said Shola had 'lots of pace.' Name him.

Not sure what was unlucky about it. Horrible miss. so was colos then, ball straight onto his head and all that, didn't even have to jump just guide it in etc. Yeah, 'guide' it in from 18 yards - and with no pace on the ball.