Ronaldo

He was OK, no better.

Seriously, though, how the fuck did this shower of shite nearly beat us a few months back?

Had he been on loan for the last couple of seasons.....

Hughton's completely wrong. He's never been that good of a finisher.

Should be over. Wigan truly are the square root of s****.

Told you Shola was great.

Pathetic. Get a new job, you stack of shite.

Should have been him and Ranger.

He might be on oxygen but where the fuck would Chelsea be without Drogba? I can't think of a single goal they've scored in the last month that he hasn't had a hand in.

Hughton didn't start Ranger once in the PL. What's that got to do with Wullie's post? Everyone else can figure it out.

Hughton didn't start Ranger once in the PL.

Remember it happening a couple of seasons ago against Arsenal.

They got old. Hook will be back soon to steal their kids though, Tinkerbell will restore them to their former glory. Can't see it. Honest answer: I have no idea, so I was resorting to fantasy story lines in a futile search for an answer. It was pointless, really. It can't be as simple as Ray Wilkins leaving, can it? Could be. Malouda and Anelka have been absolutely awful for the last 2 months, Drogba can't breathe, Lampard has been absent.... All the same, they're fecking terrible.

They got old. Hook will be back soon to steal their kids though, Tinkerbell will restore them to their former glory. Can't see it.

What the hell happened to Chelsea?

Fabregas cheats and asks for cards all the time. Absolute prick.

Tantamount to vandalism.

His miss against Swansea last season is one of the funniest things i've ever seen.

Keep it up, man. You're the one who seems to be determined to make the thread about me. The thing is, i've never claimed to know the first thing about any league outside of England's top two/three tiers or La Liga. Don't even watch Serie A any longer.

There's 4 players away from their best position there.

What was Hughton thinking, seriously?

Wouldn't want him anywhere near.

Yeah, 10 posts a day. I'm devoted.

Fair enough mate. From what i've seen Jonas can dribble past players better than Bentley, and Taylor takes a better set piece. Take note people, for you have been warned by somebody who has seen more of him recently than all of us combined.. And someone who's clearly seen far less of Jonas and Taylor than we have. Enough of your bullshit. It's a good thing you really rate both players he mentions.. Are you suggesting you can see through a Spurs bit part player's shitness on the odd occasion you happen to see them play and he's actually involved, but KD can not when it concerns our players..? Man, you can't even properly evaluate a player's ability in the team you support yourself (Carroll and others), so pardon me if I discard your opinion on this player as slightly less respectable than KD's.. KD was actually posting on here, doing his usual stand-up routine during Spurs' FA Cup Semi in April. He's the last Spurs fan i'd ask for an opinion on Spurs players.

He has no pace, he can't finish, he can't turn, he doesn't read the game well, and he doesn't link up well.