Ronaldo

A week ago, Cole scored twice against Fulham. When was the last time Shola scored 2 goals from open play at this level? I can't even remember.

Simple: sign players on the up who see Newcastle United as a step up in their career rather than players who are past their best who see Newcastle United as a nice final pay check where they will be welcomed based on past reputation. West Ham have been taking these sort of gambles for years, and look how well they are doing. Also, might as well point at us a few years ago.. Like Lovenkrands and Leon Best?

See ya, Jonas.

Clutching at being sectioned, more like.

I can sense a lot of positivity in your posts today HTT. Hey, I wanna get behind him, I wanna look at the positives etc. but I'm deluding myself no more nor subjecting myself to false hope where this club is concerned again. Pardew is a s*** manager who was last managing in League Two and he didn't even last that long there. League One.

Didn't Ronaldo shift his focus when he was shagging Paris Hilton and that lot? Whilst he was having a kid with f*** knows who? He's still one of the top 5 players in the world. Understatement. Rooney's mentally weak, Ronaldo isn't.

Can't stand Birmingham. Hope they sink.

And all are far better than Shola. C.Cole isn't awful.

He has more assists in his last two games than the w***** in your avatar managed in his entire NUFC career.

Pathetic.

It was this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th_zlxmddNY

Liverpool were 7/10 to win this. Never heard such ridiculous odds in all my life.

His facial expression directly after he finishes talking is one of the funniest things i've ever seen. Watch out for it.

He couldn't really run when he first broke into the side at 19 and things have gotten far worse in that respect. He's a complete waste of a shirt.

We're the best it gets for Robbie Keane, I think. And he's the best it gets for us, at this moment in time. Make it happen.

Sense.

Just having him in the squad is pathetic.

I just can't understand anyone saying no to him. Just look at the rubbish we have to partner Carroll.

Is he bollocks. Keane can strike a football, for a start.

A lot of us (myself included) went a tad overboard when Perch took the absolute piss out of Jonas. In retrospect, that was very fucking stupid.

Rodwell is a lot better, from what i've seen.

He isn't a midfielder, but i'd probably rather have him than Best, Lovenkrands and Shola combined.

I wanted us to sign Becchio 2 years back. He'd easily be our second best striker. Here's me being right: