Ronaldo

Stop talking about them then.

Exactly the same as he was at us, dogshite.

Delusional Your mother is delusional. This forum suffers the consequences every single day. He's been very unlucky at Inter. Still a top manager who'll prove it down the line.

No. He came into pre-season training in 95 grotesquely overweight. Plus, we'd just bought Hislop and Harper was starting to show good potential in the reserves. He left in early 96. Good bloke, Hooper.

I was just thinking who the last keeper we had that could kick consistently well was. Shocking that we have to go that far back tbh, cant think any any since. Was at a game at Everton when he was in the team, think we won 2-0 that day, Hooper hit the Everton crossbar from a goal kick! Could've sworn that was at Villa Park from a kick from his hands. Tipped over after a bounce, as you say Ronaldo. Ah, not sure - it's not very Google-friendly. Twas Everton, 100%.

Didn't realise he still lives in England. Shame we couldn't take him.

Needs to start ahead of Shola.

It's embarrassing. Waxing lyrical about Kinnear, then slagging off the training the second Shearer came in. He's an arse-licker and always has been.

Didn't hit the bar. Neville Southall had to tip it over.

It's clearly not true, though. He'll be on half that, at most.

You're telling me, i've lost about half that myself in the last 5 days. Seems an awful lot to stick on a 1/8 though.

Believe it or not, the best keeper for kicking we've had in the PL is Mike Hooper.

Knew that was coming. On the subject of Twitter, Audley Harrison and Dereck Chisora have been tweeting each other non-stop for the last day. f***ing hilarious reading.

Whoops.

No, we're not.

Not sure why he's mentioned Duff, like.

Jimmy Milner in Waterstones in the Trafford Centre at about 12:30 today.

Y.Toure is a better player. As is Balotelli and Silva.

We might just steal 4th if he comes back in March.

Let's hope Shola's next.

One of them will have to sit on the bench and like it.

The problem is, keeping is about what you should and shouldn't do, not what you can and can't. Keepers are incredibly unique and you can't really apply to same rules to them as you would for outfield players. It really comes down to who we have more confidence in keeping clean sheets in what remains of 2010-11.

If 20 games in the Championship is all you've got for me, I needn't bother replying.

Perch is pretty good on the ball but he's a fucking abysmal defender. It says it all that he took the piss out of Jonas again and again. I'd go for Paul Dixon at Dundee Utd for LB cover.