Ronaldo

My word, Kernmorgan is going to be found dead in a pool of his own piss tonight.

I'm sick of hearing about Fulham and Bobby Zamora. Poor premier league team who've overachieved.

No more Fulham wankfest then, thank christ.

Solano.

How lucky are Fulham?

Forlan is god.

Essien is not a defensive midfielder. He doesn't play there for Ghana. He didn't play there for Lyon. Mikel and Makelele have often played behind him for Chelsea, and while he can be a DM, it is not his favoured position at all. Also, he had two poor seasons in succession now. He's still better in that role than Cambiasso, even if it isn't his best postion, which is more box-to-box. How on earth has he had 2 bad seasons in a row? More ridiculous African hostility no doubt

Torres is tailor made for the faster pace of the premier league.

Atletico to lift the cup at 4/6.

Aye.

Essien.

Hope Colo starts for them, he's good enough and he certainly deserves his chance after the bottle and ability he's shown this season.

He's in their 30-man squad, man. ffs has he not announced the final squad yet? Crazy argentine b******. Who has announced their final squad?

Ta. There's a place in Ellenbrook we're looking at, and a place just past the canal/village green. Lovely area, can't wait to get set up down there.

You seem to be monitoring this minute by minute.

Leigh road is known as 'millionaires row' locally isn't it? Me and the lass are getting a place in Worsley, spent a fair bit of time down there recently.

Has the squad actually been announced yet?

Much of the season? Anyway, fuck them, wankers.

Fair play, I only knew him as Gonzales. Didn't he miss out on the last squad too?

He doesn't exist. Lucio plays for Brazil.

Shame for him, good news for us.

This nonsense about Hughton is doing my head in. Yes in an ideal world he'd not be manager and yes we all know it's most likely going to go tits up for him next season, but let's get behind him for now, eh?

Certainly should be.